quarterlynx: (so hot out the box)
quarterlynx ([personal profile] quarterlynx) wrote in [community profile] soul_campaign2012-02-26 06:07 pm

009 ♥ video (january 28th)

[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]

Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.

[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]

Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.

Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.

Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.

[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]

Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥

[ He blows a kiss. ]
itaidakimasu: (Default)

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[personal profile] itaidakimasu 2012-02-26 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Haru-san!

{She's flustered and blushing but so, so glad to see you again.}
donttelldaddy: (Default)

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[personal profile] donttelldaddy 2012-02-26 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You look like you're doing better.

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[personal profile] erostripperella 2012-02-26 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, yeah, she was sort of expecting that. But you know what? She will be happy and perky.]

I see you are back to work.
dead_black_eyes: "Crazy" (Since I was little it looked like fun)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-02-27 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
You are so full of it.
shiromadoushi: (Awkward)

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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2012-02-27 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[[hiding behind voice because he's not directly looking at the image because... well... yeah. *cough*]]

I wouldn't say anything like rule three's true at all...
snatching: (HUH? // Serge put that away)

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[personal profile] snatching 2012-02-27 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Kid's used to seeing all kinds, back home. But...wow is he over the top.]

...yer really not allowed to cuss over the network? I should be banned already!
conduit: (02. drop right down && get real naughty)

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[personal profile] conduit 2012-02-27 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Rangiku is giggling at each of the tips. She even displays an excessive, jovial interest at the first point. After each of the tips, she offers a celebratory clap. Wait until you see her ingenious contribution to this wonderful wonderful post! ]

Hiiiiii Haru! How are you~?
trageteas: (Default)

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[personal profile] trageteas 2012-02-27 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He wasn't going to respond to this post, he really wasn't. Haru would just tease him and ignore anything he said that was sensible and...]

I see that you're doing just fine.

[It's due to a sense of responsibility, not concern. Really.]
sugaredover: (I'm just a loner baby)

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[personal profile] sugaredover 2012-02-27 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
You're refreshingly frank for law enforcement!
wiredgod: (but I don't remember selling my soul)

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[personal profile] wiredgod 2012-02-27 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Bold's too busy laughing to respond right away give her a minute to remember how to breath]

Sometimes I think I'm half in love with you when you do things like this.
purrinpumpkin: (8)

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[personal profile] purrinpumpkin 2012-02-27 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
There you are! Blair was so worried! [she brings the mirror to her chest and gives it a big glomp as if it were Haru himself. Enjoy the view].

Heya, you're lookin' pretty lonely in that bathtub. [Playful pout] Aren't you gonna share?
frozenheavens: (Oh please)

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[personal profile] frozenheavens 2012-02-27 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
I hardly think it's not allowed to be a "bad guy type" here. There's a number of people here who wouldn't be considered good and I don't see anyone pushing to make them change.

[And why yes, he's going to ignore every other part of this entry.]
powerdraw: (Stand up)

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[personal profile] powerdraw 2012-02-27 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Haru.

[A pause, and the girl's already unpleasant expression takes a turn for slightly pensive.]

Stripp's Haru?
heartkicker: (Shapeshift and trick)

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[personal profile] heartkicker 2012-02-27 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[You get a low, wry chuckle.]

Fuck that.
lionborn: (come again?)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-02-27 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, what is this-
daddyscythe: (TAT BUT)

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[personal profile] daddyscythe 2012-02-27 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Haru! Haru! You're out! [This is Spirit clutching at his communicator, staring earnestly at it.]
blue_wayfinder: (exasperated || facepalm)

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[personal profile] blue_wayfinder 2012-02-28 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
...Haru. Was this really necessary?

[All the same. She's kind of glad to see you again.]
sentiments: (When Harry Met Sally)

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[personal profile] sentiments 2012-02-28 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[And Barnaby clears his throat.]

...your message was... somewhat counterproductive, particularly your last statement.

[That just sounds like prostitution to him. Is it even legal?]
raisedbydogs: (bored/ wasting time)

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[personal profile] raisedbydogs 2012-02-28 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He liked your post, but it's not enough to have Inukashi smiling to this] [Bored expression]

So there is whores in this world also.
bass_instincts: (The more I try to shut it away)

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[personal profile] bass_instincts 2012-02-29 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Shin looks like death still. His eyes are blood shot, and he looks a bit too thin and pale. He's in a new apartment, but it's kept a bit darker than usual. Still, Shin manages a weak smile for Haru. It's been a while since he's seen Haru, and he's finally at least looking at the network again.] Haru!
quibbling: (if not always in the way we expect)

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[personal profile] quibbling 2012-02-29 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
The dark ones are better at hiding, that's all.
wignamed: (30)

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[personal profile] wignamed 2012-02-29 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Normally this would be in voice solely due to point #1, but Katsura's putting that aside because there are more important things to address right now than something futile (Ex: You're being indecent again).

Out of respect, he switches directly to private mode.]


You don't sound fine despite your smile, Haru-san. Did something happen?