soul_campaign | 009 ♥ video (january 28th)

[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]

Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.

[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]

Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.

Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.

Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.

[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]

Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥

[ He blows a kiss. ]

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[ Haru lets out a warm-hearted laugh. ]

It's been born and bred into me. Humans hate us! But I deal with them. I'm friendly and cute and we fuck all the time. But that doesn't mean I trust 'em, ya know.

[ He towels his hair idly. ]

But this world is different. Stuff like that... it shouldn't matter here, right?

Three months here isn't really long enough to change my mind on anything.

[ He grabs a flimsy robe, wrapping it around himself and tying it loosely in front. ]

[[Bakura's still not looking over. Just in case.]] I guess I can understand that... [[even if he doesn't seem too happy about it]]

I just hope that maybe someday you'll give people here a chance to show that it can be different. [[though if he were being honest, he'd admit he's more wishing that for Leo. however...]]

Ha ha ha, well I always say Spirit Albarn could win my heart if he just gives in and fucks me!

[[Bakura can't help but make a face at that]]

...would something like that really make it all right...?

Sure it would~! He can help make me a better person as I relieve his stress. I'm SURE that's the reason why BREW brought me here! To relieve senpai's stress! He just has to actually let me do my job and stop saying no.

[[a pause as he just... looks at the screen.]]

I don't know if that's how that sort of thing works...

[[He's trying to figure how having sex with someone-- another guy no less!-- would make someone a better person. Even more so if that other people wasn't interested....

And suddenly the faintest touch appreciative that his fanclubs never got that idea into their heads!]]

Well! I just mean I wouldn't mind going fake exclusive with him! Since, from what I hear, he was a biig womanizer in the past. So I know he doesn't do relationships well. And I'm perfectly okay with polygamy~

[[there's that important word "woman" in "womanizer" there....]]

That wasn't...

[[he trails off with a tiny sighs, giving up. Clearly this person had very different ideas about this sort of thing and it wasn't anything Bakura had any sort of mind to try and wrap his mind around.

To be so convinced and confident that sex was the answer to all problems... honestly, Bakura almost envied that just a touch. But only a touch.]]

Hehehe. Anyway, I gotta get going. Someone's gonna come up to meet me in a bit. Was nice meeting you, Bakura~!

[[an almost relieved smile. A safe, polite exit!]]

Nice meeting you too, Haru-kun.

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