soul_campaign | 009 ♥ video (january 28th)

[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]

Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.

[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]

Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.

Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.

Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.

[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]

Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥

[ He blows a kiss. ]

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...No, I'm quite a bit older than that. My world is different when it comes to aging.

Oh. Are you a vampire?

No, I'm a shinigami.

AH! Like that guy who runs this place??

Probably not... there are a lot of us, not just one. We take care of souls that need to pass on, or take care of souls that have turned into monsters, a lot like kishin eggs.

[There, Haru, everything you didn't want to know about Bleach shinigami.]

[ ....confusing. ]

Ohhhh. Well then I guess you didn't have a lot of trouble getting used to this place, did you?

I don't think anyone has a very easy time getting used to this place. [Pause.] Did you?

[ He shrugs, avoiding the question outright. ]

I adapt pretty quick.

Even to a system of fighting where one person transforms into a weapon? [Dubiously.]

Ha ha ha, I've seen stranger things!

[ When he was high, that is. ]

And I find this whole thing a nice opportunity to get to know some cuties like you~

[Not amused.]

I wouldn't say we're getting to know each other.

Sure we are! We're talking, aren't we? That's getting to know each other.

I suppose. Talking can also just be an exchange of information.

Between two people, you and me. And talking goes waaaay beyond exchanging words.

I can tell you're a serious kinda guy just by looking at you!

And what of it?

[He wonders if Haru is using the word 'serious' instead of 'boring']

Just pointing it out as something I noticed~! Therefore I can tell you're probably one of those people who'll get all uppity about me saying things like I wanna suck your cock or something along those lines.

[He chokes a little, caught off guard by that. Really, you'd think he'd have been more aware of how this conversation could go by the nakedness and the entry itself.]

You're one of those people who always tries for a reaction, aren't you?

Haha, I don't really try! [ He appears so innocent. ] It just kinda happens. Especially around here! I've never met so many virgins and prudes in one area. You'd think there's something about being a hero that makes you swear off sex entirely.

Or maybe some people just genuinely aren't into sex.

[Hitsugaya's of the opinion that it's one of the most uninteresting things out there.]

Find me someone who's actually had it that will say that same thing~

[He's quiet a moment, feeling a little stuck on that one.]

I'm sure I probably could. [Now he sounds a little defensive.]

Oh~? That sounds like a challenge! I challenge you to do so.

Orrr maybe we can do a little first hand experiment? Just you and me~

Not interested. But I'll take you up on your challenge.

[He hasn't really thought about how exactly he's going to go about proving his side.]

Alright. I give you one month. That's plenty of time. So one month from today -- that's [ he pauses, checking the date on the communicator ] February 28th.

If you can't find someone by then, you have to go on a date with me~

Hmph. Don't plan anything out, because I'm not going to lose.

[He smirks lightly]

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