quarterlynx: (so hot out the box)
quarterlynx ([personal profile] quarterlynx) wrote in [community profile] soul_campaign2012-02-26 06:07 pm

009 ♥ video (january 28th)

[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]

Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.

[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]

Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.

Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.

Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.

[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]

Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥

[ He blows a kiss. ]
lionborn: (oh dear rainbow)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-03-18 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Same here. Some look okay at first, but then you do something and suddenly they think they're your freaking mother.

Seriously, I'm a lion. If I had a mother she'd most likely eat me, not baby me around!
lionborn: (a healthier addiction)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-03-20 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. We hang out at times since we dislike the same things.
lionborn: (you're an idiot)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-03-20 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
So? She's a human. She might think I'm hot, but that's about it.

She tries to help me. [He says it like it's a bad thing.]
lionborn: (is this an invitation?)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-03-24 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Are you afraid to let yours help you, Haru?
lionborn: (Human teeth sure are weak (Heh~))

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-03-25 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha. And what makes you think that I'm not the same?
lionborn: (a healthier addiction)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-03-27 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a long pause.]

I'm not. I just don't want anybody close to me ever again after the shit that you and Ryoki pulled.

[The answer is honest. The way he says it makes it stating a matter of fact, not an invitation to fight.]
lionborn: (tic toc goes the clockwork heart)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-03-28 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
So? The camel's back is already broken.
lionborn: (bruised and still alive)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-03-29 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
So? That means that I'm even less of a pack animal.

I don't need any more 'promises'.
lionborn: (oh dear rainbow)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-03-30 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
No offense, but you're really not the right one to lecture me on that.
lionborn: (because I'm human?)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-03-31 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
I know. Still, the point stays the same.
lionborn: (welcome in hell)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-04-01 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Gotcha. [He hesitates for a moment and it's obvious that it's not easy for him to say what he says next.] Keep an eye on Ryoki for me, okay?
lionborn: (lion with a smile)

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[personal profile] lionborn 2012-04-01 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. [He allows himself to smile a little.]

You're a crazy idiot as well, but out of all three of us I'm willing to bet that you're the one with the most experience of staying alive. So thanks.

Much fun with your visitor. [Click.]