soul_campaign | 009 ♥ video (january 28th)

[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]

Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.

[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]

Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.

Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.

Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.

[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]

Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥

[ He blows a kiss. ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Well. Who wouldn't want you?

Good point. I'm practically the holy grail of carnal unions.

You ARE pretty cute even when you don't make sense~

We both know you probably call everyone cute if they can take you out for an indulgent meal.

Haha, you're wrong, Ryuu-kun! I call everyone cute regardless of an indulgent meal or not.

You certainly know how to make a guy feel special.

I do in bed~

So I keep hearing.

But you know, I think I might just be too intense for you.

Intense? You? How so?

Surely a man of your creativity can imagine.

Well you do have a murder fetish, but I don't see how that's too intense for me.

This projection is really interesting. I don't have any fetishes, Haru.

If you're coming back for a second date after our last one, that definitely points to fetish!

I had fun; it was an interesting time. It doesn't actually mean I'm like you.

Well of course not, because you're a virgin so you haven't fully discovered your sexual depravity yet!

Maybe I'm a virgin because that is something I am happy with, Haru.

Nope. Don't buy it. Just like I told that short, silver-haired kid -- you're only happy being a virgin because you haven't experienced what it's like to NOT be one.

Tell me about your first time, if it's so great.

You expect me to remember the details of something that happened so long ago? I can't even count how many partners I've had! I vaguely remember her face and thinking 'wow, this is WAY better than my hand.' It's not much of a story.

I don't know about that... I was sort of getting into it.

Then you really need to get laid.

I may consider it. Perhaps, if the right occasion presents itself.

My legs will always be open should you finally decide to give it up~

Tell you what. I'll throw a party when I decide I'd be happier without my virginity than with it, and you'll be the guest of honor.

Haha, sounds like a deal! Better make it elaborate~

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