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soul_campaign2012-02-26 06:07 pm
quarterlynx) wrote in soul_campaign2012-02-26 06:07 pm
009 ♥ video (january 28th)
[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]
Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.
[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]
Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.
Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.
Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.
[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]
Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥
[ He blows a kiss. ]
Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.
[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]
Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.
Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.
Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.
[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]
Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥
[ He blows a kiss. ]
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As I've said, it's not important whether you believe it or not. If all beliefs could be made real, the Shinsengumi would be disbanded, fired and laid off years ago.
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[ Haru doesn't pay attention to history. Or....anything educational. ]
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Yes, and as far as I know they're still alive in my world and ruining my drama re-runs all the time. Damned bastards...if it wasn't so absurd, I would swear that they actually watched the same shows as well!
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Hahaha you really are a weird person. You never make any sense. Why would there be drama re-runs back in the past? You didn't have tv!
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It wouldn't make sense in any other world, but it does in mine. Our Edo is significantly more modern compared to the Edos of other worlds as our country was conquered by the Amanto...in turn, we were introduced to technology far beyond our time.