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009 ♥ video (january 28th)
[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]
Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.
[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]
Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.
Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.
Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.
[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]
Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥
[ He blows a kiss. ]
Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.
[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]
Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.
Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.
Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.
[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]
Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥
[ He blows a kiss. ]
[voice]
Have you changed your mind? [Which is to say, are you going to constantly give him mixed signals?
A beat.]
I don't think you're a bad person. You truly could do it.
[voice]
[ His words are honest. And he really doesn't know what he wants to do. It requires a lot of changing and sacrificing and he's not sure he wants to do it. But after seeing everyone here make a big fuss over him, well, maybe he'd be willing to give it a try. ]
I'm just gonna take it one day at a time, I guess? But anyway, I have company coming over sooo I better get some clothes on.
[voice]
All right. You can talk to me about it so long as you don't attempt to seduce me.
[In all honesty, Jules would likely put up with the seduction attempts if that's what Haru needs. He already sounds better off than certain people in similar situations.]