12th prediction; video; August 9th, afternoon

[atleast80]

[Hyoubu smiles at the communicator.]

So. I have five dollars. [He waves the five dollar bill in his hand a little.] And I'll give it to anyone who'd be willing to help me curse someone.

Before anyone asks: no it's not going to be one of your friends. The target is someone from my own world so I doubt any of you would know him.

Previous experience would be nice but not required. I took out some resources already so I can give you a run down of how I want this done. If you want to curse someone else while you do this, you're free to do that. Just know that I won't pay you extra for that.

[Mostly, he's just doing this to see what kind of response he gets more than a genuine attempt to actually curse someone. Though he won;t complain if it turns out the curse works.]

Comments

[video]

[likethelight]

[ thank god that it isn't

? ] What about me?

[video]

[atleast80]

Well, you seem pretty familiar with this stuff. So have you ever cursed anyone?

[video]

[likethelight]

[ HAHAHA... fuck his life ]

Oh.

Sorry, no.

I'm afraid I'm only a little bit cursed.

[ deadpan ]

[video]

[atleast80]

"A little bit cursed?" How did that happen?

[video]

[likethelight]

[ like hell he's actually telling ]

Probably someone who was bored and had five dollars.

[video]

[atleast80]

Wow, what a cheap bastard.

[There isn't even a hint of irony in his voice.]

[video]

[likethelight]

[ ...seriously? ]

I wonder...

[video]

[atleast80]

[Seriously.]

Hm? Do you disagree or something?

[He may or may not have been bored the past little while. His favourite target to torment and bully sort of disappeared a while ago, you see.]

I mean, at least I'm willing to go up to seven dollars.

[video]

[likethelight]

[ Somehow that wouldn't surprise Allen.

He feels so lucky. ]

Of course, because that isn't cheap at all.

[ but okay fine, taking this a modicum more seriously because he's considerate like that and slightly worried he might actually mess with things he shouldn't ]

Just who is this you want to do that to, anyway?

[video]

[atleast80]

Hey, you know two dollars was a lot back in my day.

[Because he's actually much older than he looks. (Try 65 years older then the 15 his face would imply.)]

Oh, just some stupid four eyes from my world. He's a lolicon and he's been a thron in my side for a long time now.

[video]

[likethelight]

[ Technically it was worth a lot more in Allen's time too. It's just also chump change for the sums of money he's used to having to deal with. Cursing someone for $5 pls. ]

Is it really such a bad thing when he's not even here and you are?

[video]

[atleast80]

[He's already planning to up the payment to $7, what more do you want?]

Of course it is. His very existence annoys me. If it weren't for the Queen, I would have gotten rid of him the first time we met.