001; video; January 30, afternoon

[this_is_keron]

[Have what appears to be a red frog looking out at you from the communicator with his arms crossed and speaking with a no-nonsense tone of voice.]

How many people here had actual combat experience before being brought here? And how many of you have been in a warzone before?

[Assessing the capabilities of your allies is important! Though how seriously will you take a talking red frog, anyway?]

Comments

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[starfruitfrog]

You shouldn't be teaching her something like that, de arimasu! You should be teaching her how to solve her problems in a peaceful, reasonable manner, de arimasu!

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[this_is_keron]

We're invaders, Keroro! [What part of that is peaceful in anyway?]

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[starfruitfrog]

Invaders can still spread a message of peace, love and reasonable solutions to conflict, de arimasu.

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[this_is_keron]

[Twitch.]

Che. And you dare call yourself a soldier.

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[starfruitfrog]

I am a soldier of peace, de arimasu. I fight for love and justice! [Next thing you know he'll start calling himself Sailor Keron.]

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[this_is_keron]

[Why did BREW take away his bazooka? No. Really. Why?]

Love and justice won't help us take over Pekopon!

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[starfruitfrog]

Ah, but I thought you supported justice and love, de arimasu. Especially the love, de arimasu.