001; video; January 30, afternoon

[this_is_keron]

[Have what appears to be a red frog looking out at you from the communicator with his arms crossed and speaking with a no-nonsense tone of voice.]

How many people here had actual combat experience before being brought here? And how many of you have been in a warzone before?

[Assessing the capabilities of your allies is important! Though how seriously will you take a talking red frog, anyway?]

Comments

[video]

[this_is_keron]

...what? NO! I'm not strawberry flavoured!

[16hitmagnum]

Cherry flavored?

[this_is_keron]

NO! I'm not anything flavoured! Even if I were it wouldn't be something as girly as cherry or strawberry!

[16hitmagnum]

How do you know? Did you taste yourself? You could be bacon flavored.

1/2

[this_is_keron]

Ah...I guess if it was bacon that would be--

[this_is_keron]

[Waitwaitwaitwaitwait!]

I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT ANYTHING FLAVOURED!

[16hitmagnum]

Okay.You're not flavored.





... Are you ribbed or dotted?

[this_is_keron]

...what does that even have to do with anything!?

[16hitmagnum]

I don't know but this all could have been avoided if you were bacon flavored!

[this_is_keron]

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE BACON FLAVOURED!?

[16hitmagnum]

BECAUSE I WANT TO BE CHERRY FLAVORED!!!

[this_is_keron]

THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!!!

[16hitmagnum]

Yes it does! Take responsibility! Take responsibility for taking my cherry................ flavor!

[this_is_keron]

HOW COULD I TAKE SOMETHING YOU NEVER HAD IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

[Watch that innuendo fly right over his head. Yup.]

[16hitmagnum]

[ What innuendo? Stop trying to put innuendo in places where they shouldn't be, like underage girls! ]

Maybe I had it before you came in? What would you say about that?