001; video; January 30, afternoon

[this_is_keron]

[Have what appears to be a red frog looking out at you from the communicator with his arms crossed and speaking with a no-nonsense tone of voice.]

How many people here had actual combat experience before being brought here? And how many of you have been in a warzone before?

[Assessing the capabilities of your allies is important! Though how seriously will you take a talking red frog, anyway?]

Comments

[16hitmagnum]

You can be a C*rebear Powerful Transforming Strong Ranger who is also a New Type who owns a 1:1 Pink Zaku II with a box autographed by Quatro V****a!

See? I just made your dream better.

[starfruitfrog]

How is that better, de arimasu?! The Zaku II is pink now, de arimasu! [Because that's obviously the most important point to nitpick about.]

[16hitmagnum]

Fine. Not pink. It can be a very dull and faded shade of red that looks like pink.

[starfruitfrog]

It isn't dull and faded! It's iconic!

[16hitmagnum]

Put your own spin on it. Make it your own.

[starfruitfrog]

I don't need to, de arimasu! Putting your own spin on an icon is like defacing a painting in a museum, de arimasu.

[16hitmagnum]

Artistic license! One man's toilet is another man's art!

[starfruitfrog]

...Did you just call the Zaku II a toilet.

[16hitmagnum]

No. But if you give me lots of drinks and no place to go, it could be.

[starfruitfrog]

ARE YOU SOME KIND OF DOG, DE ARIMASU?!

[16hitmagnum]

No, I'm a Yato.

[starfruitfrog]

Then have some pride and stop threatening to do disgusting things to the Zaku II, de arimasu!

1/2

[16hitmagnum]

It's not a threat...

2/2

[16hitmagnum]

It's an offer. I offer to do it for you from the kindness of my heart.

[starfruitfrog]

I don't need you to make an offer like that, de arimasu!