IV.22nd Jan| video | post earthquake

[speaksdaggers]

[... if Nezumi were phased by the sudden earthquake, he's certainly not showing it. He's got the communicator loosely hanging from one hand at an odd angle and is stood on his balcony, giving the viewers a brief glance of his face before he flings his arms out. The swirling, zooming picture settles on an image of the post-earthquake Death City.

Bins, pots knocked over, a few lampposts that look like they're drunkenly swaying to one side, and cracks in the pavement.]

So, is this normal here too? Aside from constant surveillance, ongoing war and random kidnappings in the name of "war effort" they seem so fond of.

[The screen tilts again, and Nezumi gives the screen a very slight, lidded grin.]

Inquiring minds would like to know. If you'd all be so kind.

[... so sincere. :|]

Welcome to the new year, by the way. Late as it is. Seems as though we've been set up for such a fortuitous year.

Comments

video forever

[seizeyoursouls]

Sometimes you might get run over too.

and ever

[speaksdaggers]

Oh well now you're just going to make me jealous. No one's tried to run me over yet. I must be missing out.

I love you forever

[seizeyoursouls]

You don't need to be jealous of me, don't worry, don't worry! It's kind of impossible for people to achieve the things I've achieved, kesesese!

Ilu more >(

[speaksdaggers]

[... Nezumi leans back sightly, one hand still gripping the railing.]

One of those 'worldly' types, are you?

waaaaateveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

[seizeyoursouls]

Nein, I'm a country.

pshaw. fine, I take back the love.

[speaksdaggers]

And I'm a mouse.

D8

[seizeyoursouls]

[jiiiiii]

(nottalking)

[speaksdaggers]

[Smiiillllllle.]

(lonely)

[seizeyoursouls]

Okay. It is now my goal to pet you.

/sniff.

[speaksdaggers]

You should set yourself higher goals.

/eats potatoes

[seizeyoursouls]

Ja, ja, it's okay.

[pulling out a scroll of paper and unravels it. It sort of...falls to the ground and rolls on out...forever]

I have a lot.

/ignores

[speaksdaggers]

[... Blinking.]

That you do.

>:O

[seizeyoursouls]

Do you wanna hear them . . .

[speaksdaggers]

Not really.

[seizeyoursouls]

Don't be shy, don't be shy! Here, I'll start!

[AHEM, AHEM]

One! Be as cool as a little bird!

Two! Eat American fast food without dying!

[speaksdaggers]

[He's putting down the communicator and very obviously wandering off.]

[seizeyoursouls]

Three! Eat oatmeal!

Four! Write about how I awesomely ate oatmeal in my diary!

Five! Write about how awesome I am in my diary!

[it's cool, he'll just banter like this for the next...forever]

[speaksdaggers]

[Getting a book and sitting back with it. He's used to idle chatter from idiots, it's cool. He can ignore you.]

[seizeyoursouls]

Two hundred and seventy! I have forgotten what I was going to write because I sneezed.

Two hundred and seventy-one! Read a book without getting bored!

Two hundred and seventy-two! Clean the oatmeal bowl!

[speaksdaggers]

[Yawwwwn. Mm, this droning is making him kinda sleepy. Maybe just a quick nap...]

[seizeyoursouls]

Eleven thousand, six hundred and fourteen. Clean the toilet.

Eleven thousand, six hundred and fifteen. Buy a new toothbrush.

Eleven thousand, six hundred and sixteen. Brag about the toothbrush . . .

[speaksdaggers]

[This is the best nap ever. Thanks droning voice!]

[seizeyoursouls]

Fifty thousand and two, buy milk.

Fifty thousand and three, walk the dogs.

Fifty thousand and three and a half, chase the dogs if they get away again.

Fifty thousand and four, talk about how awesome you are in the mirror.

[speaksdaggers]

[waking up. Oh, wow. Slept longer than he meant to, whoops. Time to start clearing up some of the mess in his room.]