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02 { feb 13: late afternoon } { video[s] }

[The network was spammed with a flood of messages in the span of a few minutes. Instead of posting each separately, it compiles them into a single post since there are so many. Each block is a separate message.

He posts all of them publicly since there is nothing remotely private about them. They're all addressed to Roy though. Who cares about saving Roy's face? It's not like Roy's in charge of a bunch of people, right?]

Roooooooooooooooooy, I'm BORED. Hey, you should come over.

Roy. Roy. Hey, Roy. I'll bet you'll never guess what Elicia did a few nights ago. It was the most adorable thing ever! I had just got home, and I was really tired bu— [The video cuts off suddenly.]

ROY, MY APARTMENT'S ON FIRE. [He looks frantic, but there is no evidence of a fire in the background behind him.]

Hey, stop working and get your ass over here, Mustang. I'm dying of boredom, over here!

There's nothing to do, Roy. You should come over and share some of that paperwork with me! And by share, I mean, give it to me and don't do any of it at all.

Hey, didja' know that Falman has impeccable memory? I tried moving the chess pieces once when he wasn't looking, and he figured it out as soon as he looked at the board again. Yeesh! How about we play a round, Roy?

Roy, have you ever seen a toilet paper roll be flushed down the toilet? Not the whole thing, but if you pull the paper over from the holder, put it in the water, and then flush it? It's pretty funny. It's probably a waste of paper though.

...okay, so I ran out of toilet paper. That wasn't a really good idea. Roy, could you get some toilet paper for me? I'm out. Please? Pleeeease? [In the background, anyone can see that he still has toilet paper though...]

Seriously, Roy, you should stop working and come over here. Don't leave me hanging!

Alright. You know what? Since you probably think my place is complete boring, and there's no reason to come by, how about I show you something you can't resist?
[The video moves and focuses in on Amaterasu, who's sleeping on Hughes' bed. After a few seconds, it shifts back to Hughes, who is smirking.]
What was that? I couldn't hear what you said over your sheer jealousy.

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Hehehe. I won't. I never get that plastered, hahaha.

Oh good. [A pause.] Just how drunk do you get?

[Teasing.]

[He laughs boisterously at that.]

Me? Actually, I hardly ever get drunk, hehehe! I'll loosen up more, but otherwise, I usually have no reason to actually get drunk, so I don't!

You loosen up more? I'm going to have to keep my eye on you then, aren't I?

[She doubts she will, though. Even though they just met, Sheena feels Hughes wouldn't let himself get out of control.]

[He laughs heartily in reply.]

You just might!

[He is joking of course though.]

[Yep. That's a facepalm you see before she starts laughing along with you, Hughes.]

I'll just tell them to start watering down your drinks.

Oh, no! Don't do that! Anything but that! Ah! My delicious alcohol will be reduced to soda water!

[He complains in an overly dramatic voice in a joking manner.]

[Yeah...That doesn't work on her. She's too used to Zelos.]

Oh. So I can just take it away then? You did say "anything" but that.

[Innocent look is not so innocent.]

Ah! No! That's not good at all either! Whatever will I do... I suppose I'll have to buy my own bottles and drink alone in my apartment, wallowing in my lonesome misery!

[Though the words are more or less serious, his tone conveys his amusement despite the possibility of alcohol being taken away from him.]

[She fights the urge to eyeroll at his antics.]

I can't let you do that, Hughes, so, I'd have to visit and make sure you're not wallowing or miserable.

[Serious tone is serious, but her look isn't.]

Hehehe. Don't worry! Even if I'm wallowing, I'll probably leave 20 messages for you on the network...

[Who knows if he was actually joking about that one...]

Only 20? I'd expect more....

[Now who's going to wonder about who's joking?]

Oh, well if you really want that much... How many do you think I can post before everyone gets really pissed off? Hahaha!

Depends on how fast you are at typing or recording, doesn't it?

Not to mention coherent.

Recording would be fastest, huh? Hrm...

I'm fairly coherent when drunk, actually. I end up talking really fast though, so I wonder if people can keep up with that. Not that it'd matter. Since they would all be directed at you. Hehehe.

Goddess, we're going to have mobs hunting us down...

I'll be sure to lock my apartment door before I start, hehehe! Hey, it'll just be bouncer training! Fighting off angry mobs sounds like it's part of the job!

I'll just tell them you're giving away free alcohol. See how long your door lasts then.

[She'd be making a strategic retreat out of the window with some sheets tied or something like that.]

Hahaha! But there won't even be a party going on! When they find out I'm not giving away alcohol, they'll just get angrier that you lied to them, and go after you!

I'll play innocent.

[Like that would work. More like, she'd yell and scream her way out of it...]

Hehehe. Well, if it comes to that, and they don't leave you alone, I don't mind defending you. It'd be my fault anyway. Dunno' how good I'll be able to fight drunk though... [He snorts faintly in amusement.]

Awww. You mean that, Hughes? Well, the same goes for you. If they try to steal your alcohol, I'll stop them.

[She's got an idea on how to he can fight drunk. But it's not fighting. It's more like falling. Or pretending to.]

Of course! It'd be wrong of me to just let you be swarmed like that, hahaha!

[Actually, it would probably be exactly like that.]

So, how would you fight them? [Thinking about something like that happening makes her miss her summons. But Hughes falling into the mob would be interesting to see.]

...with my fists?

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