soul_campaign | [ v i d e o ] ☠ feb 14 ☠ mid morning

[greetings, Death City. it’s your wonderful current acting Shinigami gracing the screens of your communicators, and he has a very, very important announcement. seriously, look at that face. in the background, however, some may notice two girls, the taller one of which was just shaking her head.]

	Good morning. I hope that everyone is enjoying their day so far. However, there are two things I’d like to address with everyone. First. [holding up that abomination of a box of chocolates.] Excalibur, if this is your work again, you could at least leave me out of it. As such these are going directly into the trash. [really, what is with that particular chocolate? anyway, setting those aside to be trashed as stated.] Secondly, I could not help but notice how wrong some of these Valentine’s Day hearts have been. [holds up one. to the casual observer, nothing seems amiss, but Kid will be quick to point out the problem.] If you were to fold it like so, you can see that the halves do not evenly match with one another. [demonstrates. see that sliver of heart that goes over the other half? that’s like. barely noticeable? yeah that.] So as your current acting Shinigami, I thought it only proper if I should instruct everyone as to how to create a perfect heart by—

[ WHAM! Suddenly the door is kicked open and in stumbles Black☆Star, dragging Soul tenderly by the hand(?) ]

Kid! Kid! We got an announcement!

[ He almost gets blushy when he looks over at his BFF. ] ....you wanna tell him?

[Let it be known that Soul did not seem to mind this dragging at all. Heaven forbid, he might have even looked... happy. And not just in his usual Soul way. Like. Genuinely happy.

What is going on.

At the question, though, Soul squirms a bit (yep, squirms), fidgets, fails to make eye contact several times, then mumbles:]

No, you tell him.

But, Souuuuul... [ Black☆Star practically pouts, turning in the direction of the deathscythe before setting his hands on his shoulders. He stares deep and lovingly into his eyes. ] ...maybe if we sing it?

[this? this is a look of pure disgust and horror as Kid just stares at them.]

What the hell is wrong with you two? [and what the hell do they want to tell him? does he even want to know?]

[Wow, Black☆Star. Bro.

You’ve got such nice eyes.

BUT WAIT HE MUST NOT GET DISTRACTED.]

Fine! But you have to start!

[ Black☆Star spares a slightly annoyed glance toward Kid when he interrupts their ~*~broment~*~ ] There’s nothing wrong with us! We just finally realized something that’s been there all along.

[ He turns back toward Soul. ] You could say I’ve been SHOT THROUGH THE HEART [ begins the horrible, off key singing and he grabs Soul’s cheek to pinch it with the next lyric. ] And you’re to blame...

[...oh hell no. he could see where this was going. so while those two bro birds were distracted—]

Liz. Patti.

[guns will soon be in this young Shinigami’s hands, though his weapons were cracking up.]

[Of course, in pursuit of TRUE LOVE, Soul can’t be bothered to notice impending doom on their hands, right?

So now, in an equally off-tune voice, and complete with what he thinks is a totally intense Rockstar Stare, a pinch to Black☆Star’s cheek in return, and a grand sweep of his other hand in Death the Kid’s direction:]

...You give looooouuuuuve~ A BAD NAME!

I ….......um....uh.... [ Black☆Star comes to a dumbfounded pause as he tries to remember the rest of the words, looking to Soul as if they could bust out some dramatic and heartfelt duet. ]

[And that look just makes so much sense.

Forget the fact that they’ve both forgotten the lyrics, guys. THIS IS TRUE LOVE. As such, Soul’s giving his bestest bro ever a big smile, a Meaningful Nod, and then, as he turns back to Kid:]

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART--

[BANG BANG.

two shots, perfectly aimed right at their chests. the force behind it was enough to knock them back to the ground, and Kid just stood there with a deadpan look, the smoke still rising from the barrels of his twin demon pistols.]

Satisfied?

[well they did say "Shot through the heart".......]

[ooc: HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY DEATH CITY. Brought to you by your loveable NPCs. Kid = black (or default); Black☆Star = blue, Soul = yellow. All of them will respond accordingly.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I'm not a frog! And even if I were frogs don't have warts!

And that's disgusting!

You sure as hell look like a frog.

I'm an alien!

What kind of crappy alien species looks like giant frogs? Aren't you supposed to be menacing?

Shut up! What do you know, you stupid Pekoponian? Pekoponians haven't eve managed to leave their own galaxy yet!

I don't want to hear this from a guy who comes from such a back-water planet.

OI! WE GOT SPACESHIPS THAT DO THAT KINDA THING AND HELLO. BREW! THAT TOTALLY COUNTS!!

IT ONLY COUNTS IF YOU CAN CONTROL IT!! AND UNLESS YOUR SPACESHIPS CAN TO ANOTHER GALAXY THOSE DON'T COUNT EITHER!

YOU'RE JUST MAKIN' UP RULES AS YA GO ALONG!!

THAT DOESN'T MATTER! [Giroro, you just admitted to making up these rules as you go...] IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOUR PLANET HASN'T MASTERED INTERGALACTIC TRAVEL!!

I CAN MASTER WHATEVER THE HELL YOU JUST SAID IN A DAY!!

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE YOU STUPID PEKOPONIAN BRAT!!

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE MAN WHO'S GONNA SURPASS GOD!!

[Why is he even talking to you?!]

YOU CAN'T MASTER INTERGALACTIC SPACE TRAVEL IN A DAY!! YOU CAN'T EVEN BUILD A NORMAL SAPCESHIP IN A DAY!!

Maybe you can't.

[Explosion imminent in 3...2...1...]

WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO WHAT I WAS SAYING!?

Not really. All I heard is 'blahblahblah I'm a frog.'

I'M NOT A FROG!!!!

Don'tcha got some flies to eat somewhere?

[There's silence for a moment, then Giroro chuckles.

Congratulations, Black☆Star, you've swept Giroro so far out into the SEA OF RAGE that's actually come out the other side.]

When I take over Pekopon, you will be the first person I take down. [Wait, Giroro! Didn't you already say you weren't going to take over this Pekopon!?]

Pekowhat.

[ ....and WHAT. Is he seriously getting threatened by a frog? ]

Dude, I'd crush you. Just one stomp of my almighty foot and squish.

Don't look down on a soldier of Keron.

Kinda hard not to since you're pretty short!

You bastard. I'm not short: this is the average height of an adult Keronian!

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[ video ] ...I feel like this conversation has happened somewhere else before. XD