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Death the Kid ([personal profile] perfectorder) wrote in [community profile] soul_campaign2012-05-01 10:50 pm

[ v i d e o ] ☠ feb 14 ☠ mid morning

[greetings, Death City. it’s your wonderful current acting Shinigami gracing the screens of your communicators, and he has a very, very important announcement. seriously, look at that face. in the background, however, some may notice two girls, the taller one of which was just shaking her head.]
Good morning. I hope that everyone is enjoying their day so far. However, there are two things I’d like to address with everyone.

First. [holding up that abomination of a box of chocolates.] Excalibur, if this is your work again, you could at least leave me out of it. As such these are going directly into the trash. [really, what is with that particular chocolate? anyway, setting those aside to be trashed as stated.]

Secondly, I could not help but notice how wrong some of these Valentine’s Day hearts have been. [holds up one. to the casual observer, nothing seems amiss, but Kid will be quick to point out the problem.] If you were to fold it like so, you can see that the halves do not evenly match with one another. [demonstrates. see that sliver of heart that goes over the other half? that’s like. barely noticeable? yeah that.]

So as your current acting Shinigami, I thought it only proper if I should instruct everyone as to how to create a perfect heart by—


[ WHAM! Suddenly the door is kicked open and in stumbles Black☆Star, dragging Soul tenderly by the hand(?) ]

Kid! Kid! We got an announcement!

[ He almost gets blushy when he looks over at his BFF. ] ....you wanna tell him?


[Let it be known that Soul did not seem to mind this dragging at all. Heaven forbid, he might have even looked... happy. And not just in his usual Soul way. Like. Genuinely happy.

What is going on.

At the question, though, Soul squirms a bit (yep, squirms), fidgets, fails to make eye contact several times, then mumbles:]


No, you tell him.


But, Souuuuul... [ Black☆Star practically pouts, turning in the direction of the deathscythe before setting his hands on his shoulders. He stares deep and lovingly into his eyes. ] ...maybe if we sing it?


[this? this is a look of pure disgust and horror as Kid just stares at them.]

What the hell is wrong with you two? [and what the hell do they want to tell him? does he even want to know?]


[Wow, Black☆Star. Bro.

You’ve got such nice eyes.

BUT WAIT HE MUST NOT GET DISTRACTED.]


Fine! But you have to start!


[ Black☆Star spares a slightly annoyed glance toward Kid when he interrupts their ~*~broment~*~ ] There’s nothing wrong with us! We just finally realized something that’s been there all along.

[ He turns back toward Soul. ] You could say I’ve been SHOT THROUGH THE HEART [ begins the horrible, off key singing and he grabs Soul’s cheek to pinch it with the next lyric. ] And you’re to blame...


[...oh hell no. he could see where this was going. so while those two bro birds were distracted—]

Liz. Patti.

[guns will soon be in this young Shinigami’s hands, though his weapons were cracking up.]


[Of course, in pursuit of TRUE LOVE, Soul can’t be bothered to notice impending doom on their hands, right?

So now, in an equally off-tune voice, and complete with what he thinks is a totally intense Rockstar Stare, a pinch to Black☆Star’s cheek in return, and a grand sweep of his other hand in Death the Kid’s direction:]


...You give looooouuuuuve~ A BAD NAME!


I ….......um....uh.... [ Black☆Star comes to a dumbfounded pause as he tries to remember the rest of the words, looking to Soul as if they could bust out some dramatic and heartfelt duet. ]


[And that look just makes so much sense.

Forget the fact that they’ve both forgotten the lyrics, guys. THIS IS TRUE LOVE. As such, Soul’s giving his bestest bro ever a big smile, a Meaningful Nod, and then, as he turns back to Kid:]


SHOT THROUGH THE HEART--


[BANG BANG.

two shots, perfectly aimed right at their chests. the force behind it was enough to knock them back to the ground, and Kid just stood there with a deadpan look, the smoke still rising from the barrels of his twin demon pistols.]


Satisfied?

[well they did say "Shot through the heart".......]


[ooc: HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY DEATH CITY. Brought to you by your loveable NPCs. Kid = black (or default); Black☆Star = blue, Soul = yellow. All of them will respond accordingly.]
unfinishedstory: (!-Icon In Comment)

Voice

[personal profile] unfinishedstory 2012-05-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
*Due to her current condition voice posts are normally in bad form, who knows what she will say.*

*...But Clare is LAUGHING TOO MUCH to say much of anything.*

*So after she's done laughing, which takes a few minutes, she cuts the audio. Before she speaks.*
scentedcamellia: (Derp)

[Video]

[personal profile] scentedcamellia 2012-05-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[blink blink]

U-um...are you two okay?

[She's...not quite sure what just happened. o.o]
this_is_keron: (speechless || dotdotfuckingdot)

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[personal profile] this_is_keron 2012-05-02 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[...what did he just watch? Not the shooting. As far as Giroro was concerned, firearms solved all problems, but the rest of the post...]

What the hell was that?
glassworkgenius: (ahaha~)

video;

[personal profile] glassworkgenius 2012-05-02 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
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It sure is nice having friends~
knightime: Art by kanda3egle (what is this hot mess)

[Audio]

[personal profile] knightime 2012-05-02 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He wants to find this funny, but at the same time.]

I think my ears are bleeding.

Are they usually this stupid? [He vaguely remembers Black Star from when he first arrived. That was...awhile ago though.] Couldn't they at least remember the lyrics of the song they just tried singing? If you can call that singing. That was more like nails on a chalkboard.
idkmybffsacca: (Tenma★gaaaaah)

video;

[personal profile] idkmybffsacca 2012-05-02 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NOOOO. ]

Black☆Star, are you okay?! Is he gonna be okay??
shiromadoushi: (Anime: Awkward...)

[Video]

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2012-05-02 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...This is really wide spread, isn't it?

[[But he looks like he's barely holding back a smile]]

Will those two be all right? Their singing wasn't that bad...
awokentospring: (:D)

[personal profile] awokentospring 2012-05-02 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh look. It's the handsome boy who was at the Soul Perception part of the newbie tour. And he's... complaining about the hearts?]

It matters that they do not match up evenly?

[Lee is relatively unaffected by the shooting, though his face breaks out into a huge smile.]

What a lovely tune they sang for you!
dungenessmaster: (EXCALIFAAAAAACE)

[not here]

[personal profile] dungenessmaster 2012-05-02 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excalibur again, huh. Karkat is REALLY starting to hate that fucking sword.]
Edited 2012-05-02 17:35 (UTC)
surpassgod: (so i make this face)

ACTION???

[personal profile] surpassgod 2012-05-03 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
OI, YA BASTARD! HOW COULD YA CUT US OFF BEFORE WE REACHED THE BEST PART?!

[ ow, btw ]
comradery: (yes yes)

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[personal profile] comradery 2012-05-03 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehehe! You guys are really funny!

[Video]

[personal profile] itsalright 2012-05-04 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
..d-don't you think that was a bit rough, Kid-san?

[Yuuichi sure hopes they're okay...]
hoennmaihime: (mama doesn't need to be judged right now)

[Video]

[personal profile] hoennmaihime 2012-05-04 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Haruka screams in shock. And then quietly:]

Y-You'd shoot them just for expressing their love...??

[She looks like she's about to cry.]
touma_h_norstein: (you're an idiot)

[personal profile] touma_h_norstein 2012-05-09 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
...

These are our role models.