soul_campaign | text; 022 - APRIL 29/'10

s0 let me ask now while i've still g0t the cajones t0:
how many 0f you nub-witted bipedals 0ut there actually know h0w to handle a standard c0mputer.
or even these shitty mirr0rs.
and on a s0mewhat (not really) related n0te:
combat training.
wh0 has it?

[ FILTER; trolls ]
eridan's g0ne.
i don't kn0w if it's on his 0wn or if BREW's just g0ne on an0ther binge.
he's not ar0und that i can tell.
[ /FILTER ]

[ FILTER; dat empress ]
hey y0u.
how ab0ut it.
you.
me.
b0ttle of s0da and a movie 0r some shit.
b0w chika bow w0w.
call me.
[ /FILTER ]

[ FILTER; mattbutt ]
sing 0r hum the aperture science theme at my corpse party.
0r whatever you weird0s call it when some0ne kicks it.
bring juice.
[ /FILTER ]

((translation:
So let me ask now while I've still got the cajones to:
How many of you nub-witted bipedals out there actually know how to handle a standard computer?
Or ever those shitty mirrors.
And on a somewhat (not really) related note:
Combat training.
Who has it?))

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The majority of people here should have combat training by now. And if not that's what morning training sessions are for after all.

n0t everyone's cut 0ut for m0rnings, bro.

Understandable considering your nocturnal nature. Why are you asking?

0ur numbers aren't many.
in fact they're pretty much pathetic.
i may as well bolster 0ur pathetic resources while i'm able.

I was under the impression you weren't much of a physical fighter.

i'm n0t.
but it'd be ok t0 know s0me skills in the event i HAVE to sh0w off.

[ tbh he's largely tired of not being able to keep up when people start running. ]

I barely sleep in the evenings if you'd be interested in learning basics. I'm not sure you could handle much more than that at first. Though of course, you're more than welcome to go to other guests for assistance if you'd prefer. The offer is there if you want it.

what d0 you take me f0r, a wet protein n0odle?

[ spoiler: he is ]

if y0u're offering i'm willing t0 accept.

Yes, in fact I did. But we can change that easily enough if you're serious about this. When do you want to start?

[ if only sollux knew. ]

any g0ddamn time so l0ng as it's after sundown.

[Lucky for Stein he doesn't.]

Do you want to start tonight around midnight? Or would you prefer an earlier time or tomorrow?

midnight's fine.
at the sch0olhive 0r what?

No. Meet me just outside the city, we're going to use a place in the desert where I prefer to train.

ew, sand.
0k fine.

There isn't as much sand in this particular spot to worry about. I'll see you later tonight then and we'll see what you can do as you are.

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