003 | Video | February 19th

[dragneel]

YO, people of Death City! I got somethin' important to talk about.

I dunno how far word has spread, but I've been told by a few people now that there's this legendary sword who gives the users ultimate powers and can win this war. Dunno why no one's tried to find it yet -- but I've been lookin'! It ain't in the toilet of Keroro's shop, by the way, Luna.

[ Natsu holds up the LEGENDARY BOOK OF EXCALIBUR. Then he flips through to show a picture of the sword embedded in stone. ]

It's apparently in this cave. So here's what I'm thinkin'. We go get it. We take a day to prepare a team and then go out and get our hands on the weapon. Lots of us wanna go home, right? Shibusen needs us to win the war, right?

[ He taps the book's cover with his hand. ]

This is our best shot. Who's with me?

Comments

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[this_is_keron]

[TWITCH.]

That's not it at all! I said my name is Giroro! GIRORO!!

And why are you still talking about gorillas!? This isn't supposed to be a running gag!

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[dragneel]

Why're you yellin' like there's somethin' wrong with gorillas?

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[this_is_keron]

Didn't I already tell you? [He's sure he mentioned this a few episodes before!] Gorillas only care about finding bugs in trees.

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[dragneel]

You're just jealous.

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[this_is_keron]

I'm not jealous of gorillas. [What is there to be jealous of, even?]

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[dragneel]

I'd be jealous of gorillas if I was you. Must be tough bein' so short.

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[this_is_keron]

I'm not short! This is the normal height of all Keronian adults!

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[dragneel]

If we stack like five of you up, you'd make one gorilla!

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[this_is_keron]

We wouldn't be a gorilla! We'd just be a stack of Keronians!! And why are you going around stacking people up randomly!?

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[dragneel]

It'd be a fun challenge to see how many y'could stack before they fall over!

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[this_is_keron]

NO IT WOULDN'T!