February 20, 2010 - Saturday

[mayotaku]

[There is a very serious man on the screen, looking slightly delirious]

Hijikata Toushirou speaking. I am in the process of committing seppuku, so please congratulate on the promotion to vice commander of the Shinsengumi to this stray dog that I found on the street. I own nothing valuable but mayo, but if you want to raid the apartment for free things after I'm gone, you have my permission.

[pause]

By the way, I hate this place.

Comments

[Video]

[bangtothebeat]

[Wouldn't he normally be avoiding the second-in-command of the Shinsengumi?

Yep.]

Well, it appears we have finally found something we can agree on.

[He exhales smoke at the camera, takes another drag off the cig he's holding. He's not so fond of this place either.]

Try not to get too much blood on the concrete, I daresay. No one wants to clean up after you.

Re: [Video]

[mayotaku]

. . . I'm starting to change my mind now that an annoying face popped up on the screen.

[spits on the ground]

[Video]

[bangtothebeat]

Hm, and here I thought my face would make you hate this place even more.

[He raises one eyebrow at the gesture.]

Spit instead of blood, then, hm? How vulgar.

Re: [Video]

[mayotaku]

Don't worry. I'd hate your face no matter where I am.

[bangtothebeat]

Ah, how good to see that our relationship has not changed.

If you need a blade with which to run yourself through, I would be glad to offer mine, I daresay.

[mayotaku]

You could always take that blade and run it through your ass instead.

[bangtothebeat]

Hou, how classy of you.

I daresay I shall pass on that recommendation.