February 20, 2010 - Saturday

[mayotaku]

[There is a very serious man on the screen, looking slightly delirious]

Hijikata Toushirou speaking. I am in the process of committing seppuku, so please congratulate on the promotion to vice commander of the Shinsengumi to this stray dog that I found on the street. I own nothing valuable but mayo, but if you want to raid the apartment for free things after I'm gone, you have my permission.

[pause]

By the way, I hate this place.

Comments

[Video]

[bangtothebeat]

[Wouldn't he normally be avoiding the second-in-command of the Shinsengumi?

Yep.]

Well, it appears we have finally found something we can agree on.

[He exhales smoke at the camera, takes another drag off the cig he's holding. He's not so fond of this place either.]

Try not to get too much blood on the concrete, I daresay. No one wants to clean up after you.

Re: [Video]

[mayotaku]

. . . I'm starting to change my mind now that an annoying face popped up on the screen.

[spits on the ground]

[Video]

[bangtothebeat]

Hm, and here I thought my face would make you hate this place even more.

[He raises one eyebrow at the gesture.]

Spit instead of blood, then, hm? How vulgar.

video;

[glassworkgenius]

No...!

What do you possibly have to gain from dying? Reconsider! Life is too precious to take so lightly--!

Re: video;

[mayotaku]

End of mental struggling. Erasure of bad memories. Being cleansed from the awful that I had to experience.

[glassworkgenius]

Don't you realize things can only go up once you've reached a lowpoint?

audio

[rebellious]

If you must go through with it, I request that you keep any and all messes to a minimum.

Re: audio

[mayotaku]

. . . is this place owned by a bunch of neatfreaks?

audio

[rebellious]

I'm saving you the trouble should you encounter such an individual.

[ Video ]

[towered]

[ She doesn't know what 'seppuku' is but...she can get an idea as to what it is with the 'after I'm gone' portion.

Oh dear... ]

N-No! You can't go and...! [ How absolutely dreadful! ]

Re: [ Video ]

[mayotaku]

Yep. I sure can. In fact, it sounds like a great way to forget all that had happened.

[ Video ]

[towered]

There are better ways to forget! [ Think of the mayo!!!! ]

video;

[dysfunctions]

You can't commit seppuku yet.

Re: video;

[mayotaku]

And why not?

video;

[dysfunctions]

Okita gave me permission to dissect you. I'm not about to lose a valuable sample from the guests.

[anpan_tan]

Hi...Hijikata-san? Hijikata Toushiro-san? Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi of Oedo?

[mayotaku]

That's strange, I thought I heard a ghost talking.

video;

[sadoslash]

[ Sometime before the big Norway mission..... ]

Oi, you can't give your position away, you bastard! Kondo-san chooses!

Re: video;

[mayotaku]

It sure ain't going to you, you sick and twisted bastard.

[Video]

[pawned]

Congratulations, stray dog that Hijikata-kun found in the streets.

Re: [Video]

[mayotaku]

You know, you could always shove your face into dog crap before I die. As some sort of farewell gift.

[Video]

[redhairedknight]

So you own nothing valuable, then. ...And why would you promote a dog to vice commander of a group?

Re: [Video]

[mayotaku]

Because the dog would be more useful in the position than the rest of the idiots.

[Video]

[frozenheavens]

What brought this on?

Re: [Video]

[mayotaku]

. . . don't make me relive it for the five thousandth time.