February 20, 2010 - Saturday

[mayotaku]

[There is a very serious man on the screen, looking slightly delirious]

Hijikata Toushirou speaking. I am in the process of committing seppuku, so please congratulate on the promotion to vice commander of the Shinsengumi to this stray dog that I found on the street. I own nothing valuable but mayo, but if you want to raid the apartment for free things after I'm gone, you have my permission.

[pause]

By the way, I hate this place.

Comments

[mayotaku]

. . . oi, that isn't Yamazaki is it? Nah, that useless guy wouldn't be brought over here. Why the hell would BREW bring in the most annoying guy to this kind of war. You'd think this was Hell or someth--

[pauses]

[shiiiiiiiiiiiit]

[this IS Hell]

[anpan_tan]

I AM Yamazaki, Hijikata-san, and BREW brought me here against my will and it took away my katana, but it said to me, that I don1t need a sword anymore, because...

[Useless? Annoying?]

Useless? Annoying? Hijikata...pan...

[mayotaku]

. . . Yamazaki, where are you right now?

[anpan_tan]

I'm totally useless and annoying here in the Casualty Communals just like I was when i've find you and all the main characters plus the Shogun-sama in a hut deep in the forests and i1m surrounded by dead people, but just ignore me as you always did.

[He's absolutely not offended, at all.