[text] 001; You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.

[zoosmell]

i dunno, for having such a doggone depressing name...
death city isn't that bad!
except for the whole sandstorm and death and doom and gloom sorta thing.
i mean, i KNOW we have to go back soon, but...
while i'm here, i just start thinkin' real hard about the deep questions.
like if you eat your own booger...
where does it go?
i just don't know.
i don't think anybody can ever really know.
but i can really see myself settling down here and growing five mustaches and opening up a joke shop or somethin'.

Comments

[ex_feathery20]

rude man
cawful is the most tasteless thing ive heard in a long time i dont know whether to laugh snort my face off or just frantically pull at my feathers until they come out
anyway my jokes are fucking awesome
did you hear the one about the guy???
and the bar
he walked into it like a true fucker
you bet your windy hood he said ouch

[zoosmell]

[ it takes a moment for the response to come ]
oh, god.
that joke was so fucking terrible that i will feel it for days.
that isn't even funny, it is like the unfunniest thing to ever unfunny.
[ read: he was laughing his butt off and couldn't type and laugh at the same time ]
nah, if you want to hear a REAL good joke, then it has to be like...
two ghosts walk into a bar and they DON'T say ouch because they're not super lame like you.
one of them is like, god, i can't go out tomorrow because i've got a headache.
and the other one is like you are lying!
so he goes, wow, how did you know!
and the other one goes, because i can see right through you!
get it?
because they're ghosts?
god, i'm good.
[ read: he's snickering at his own joke ]