[text] 001; You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.

[zoosmell]

i dunno, for having such a doggone depressing name...
death city isn't that bad!
except for the whole sandstorm and death and doom and gloom sorta thing.
i mean, i KNOW we have to go back soon, but...
while i'm here, i just start thinkin' real hard about the deep questions.
like if you eat your own booger...
where does it go?
i just don't know.
i don't think anybody can ever really know.
but i can really see myself settling down here and growing five mustaches and opening up a joke shop or somethin'.

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[thorny]

When you do, be certain to mail me a cross-dimensional postcard. I'm sure that I'll relish in the chintzy method of contact.

[zoosmell]

i will mail you all the postcards.
even if i go to mars or other mars or other other mars, i will take pictures of myself and all the martians and send them to you by stamps and they will all read wish you were here!
except if the martians were huge assholes.
or if it's really hot on other other other mars?
then i don't think i'd really wish you were there.
hi rose!

[thorny]

I should think not. My personality isn't particularly suited for jaunty travel excursions of any sort, especially those involving interplanetary visitations. The paraphernalia will be duly collected and pressed into the most sincere of scrapbooks, of course.

Hello, John. I take it you've been enjoying yourself?

[zoosmell]

you would have loved other other other other mars, rose.
you totally would have loved it.
but here ain't that tootin' bad, i can really stretch my feet and not land in space!
so i guess that's a plus?
also one of my best friends are here and we are long overdue for a giant bear hug of harmonious attachment.
you get three guesses!

1/3

[ex_feathery20]

a lot of people would object to the simplistic ordinary life but i guess youre not one of them
i dont know man i think youre in for a lot more than that

2/3

[ex_feathery20]

[ Just soak it in, real slow. ]

3/3 all my icons are really dramatic

[ex_feathery20]

i was wondering when youd show up

I CAN FEEL DAVESPRITES DRAMATIC EMOTIONS

[zoosmell]

dave!
you're here too!
it has been so long since i've seen you.
like, almost ten whole minutes.
not to say ten minutes isn't a long time!
it probably takes jade that long to make her character.

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[this_is_keron]

How is that question deep or even hard?

[zoosmell]

if you eat your booger and it gets in your body and stuff...
does it just get recycled back into making new boogers?
if you keep doing it, will your boogers always be reincarnated?
it's kinda scary to think about!
the booger that will never die.

[this_is_keron]

[There is a long moment where no reply comes before Giroro hesitantly writes:]

Is that how Pekoponian bodies work?

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[portalist]

that is a tough question. i guess it just goes to your stomach? thats where most things you put in your mouth go.

and a joke shop would be super-cool!! itd be the best thing ever :D

[zoosmell]

wow, thanks!
i mean, it doesn't rule out booger reincarnation, but i think we are making progress...
but yeah, i take my jokes really seriously.
did you hear the one about the talking food in the refrigerator?

[portalist]

joking is a super serious art!
nope i havent.

[i_am_not_eleven]

they could go to some kind of booger hell in your stomach


one with stomach acid

[zoosmell]

oh, wow.
i never thought about booger purgatory...
but then what are you supposed to do with your boogers?
you can't just leave them in there, can you?

[i_am_not_eleven]

why not?

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[hoennmaihime]

ewwwww. why would you wonder about that?

[zoosmell]

why wouldn't i wonder about that?
what's really gross to wonder is stuff like...
if you drink your own pee, where does it go?
jeez, that is gross that you would bring it up!

[hoennmaihime]

>A<) ew ew ew hey you're the one who brought it up??? Hello???

[silicomb]

whatever y0u d0.
d0n't l00k at the sun.

[zoosmell]

why?
is it going to explode or something?
that is such a shitwad thing, god.
why can't suns just stay alive!

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[dungenessmaster]

JOHN.

EVERY TIME I THINK I'M ABOUT TO MAINTAIN EVEN THE MOST TENUOUS GRASP ON WHATEVER THE FROSTED FUCK YOU'RE WHISTLING THROUGH YOUR REPULSIVE HUMAN MEAT FLAPS ABOUT THIS TIME, YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO SURPRISE ME.

[zoosmell]

hi karkat!
it's great to see you too!
a year is almost like three years, so it's close enough?
it's ok if you cry copious amount of gross tears.
hey, jade is here too!
and dave!
other dave, i mean, except he's not other in any way, shape, or form, except in the feathery way, shape, and form.
man, you are going to be crying a lot.

[dungenessmaster]

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, THEN THE PITIFUL HUMAN JOKE'S ON YOU, SINCE THE AMOUNT OF REVOLTING OCULAR LEAKING I PLAN ON DOING IS EXACTLY ZERO. SERIOUSLY, WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THESE IDEAS?

WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF YOU IDIOTS KEEP SAYING ABOUT THREE YEARS? NOT COUNTING PUTTING UP WITH YOUR INSUFFERABLE BUCKTOOTHED SHENANIGANS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN DEATH CITY, WE DIDN'T TALK ALL THAT LONG AGO.