[text] 001; You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.

[zoosmell]

i dunno, for having such a doggone depressing name...
death city isn't that bad!
except for the whole sandstorm and death and doom and gloom sorta thing.
i mean, i KNOW we have to go back soon, but...
while i'm here, i just start thinkin' real hard about the deep questions.
like if you eat your own booger...
where does it go?
i just don't know.
i don't think anybody can ever really know.
but i can really see myself settling down here and growing five mustaches and opening up a joke shop or somethin'.

Comments

[zoosmell]

do you mean fighting with your hands and stuff?
jeez, that would be nice...
i don't have a weapon, either, so i need to fight witches in the meantime with only my mangrit.
and i am not sure how much grit of man i have...

[portalist]

yup! its like kung-fu, just like the pandawas.
mangrit? whats that??

[zoosmell]

like strength and stuff?
i guess if you're an adventurer, you'd have that sorta stuff, too.
you should probably check your bar.
have you ever tried kungfuing a witch, though?
i mean, you might be as fast as lightning...
but i heard it's not really that impactful.
even if it's a little bit frightening.

[portalist]

arent bars for drinking, not fighting?
i havent yet. but when i meet my first witch thats what ill be trying. i bet itd be super effective if i had a glove weapon.

[zoosmell]

then you should look for a glove weapon!
and put it on your ad and stuff, which is a thing i think you should totally do.
because i really need a weapon, too...
except i don't even know your name, so that's a bummer.

[portalist]

we could put both our ads out!! im sure youll find a weapon soon :)

well, im yugo. there, its not a bummer anymore!