episode 017 [video; March 2nd]

[starfruitfrog]

[Welcome, everyone! You might be wondering: What’s happening? Is this another weird frog thing again?

Well, that’s a good question! In fact, if the paper letters stapled to the sky-blue background are any indication, this is a place where you can ask all of your questions! And someone is actually going to answer them.

KERO-SAN’S MAGICAL QUESTION JOURNEY~



All of the ‘O’s have been mysteriously replaced with cutouts of stars. (Not that mysterious though, really. Keroro’s running this show. He likes his stars.)

And look, kids! Here comes Keroro Kero-san now! From the bottom of the screen pops a small green puppet that bears a striking resemblance to a certain green alien.] Welcome, kids!

[Beside him, another puppet pops up, this one is red and has a scar across one of its eyes like a certain red daruma ruthless alien invader frog. When the puppet’s mouth moves it speaks in a falsetto that’s actually a little weird sounding. Like whoever was behind the voice was trying too hard to not sound like themselves.] W-welcome! [What the hell is with the kids thing, Keroro!? There are a lot of adults on this network, you know!!]

[Call him Kero-san, you idiot! And the kids show vibe is to make this whole experience relatable and friendly! (To who, Keroro...?)] Ah, Giro-san! Do you know what day it is today, de arimasu~? [and without even waiting for a response, Kero-san cuts in, smacking Giro-san in the face with his tiny cotton hand] It’s the very first Kero-san’s Magical Question Journey Network Show~

...what’s with that stupid name? [Spoken in Giroro’s regular voice, but in a whisper that he hopes the communicator wouldn’t be able to catch. Then he clears his voice because, right. He needed to stay in character didn’t he? And then in that forced falsetto again:] I mean...wow, really?

[He’s ignoring you, Giro-san. Everything that’s said out of character will be ignored from now on.] Yes, really! Today the topic of our show is.... Let’s Learn Abouuuuuut.... KERON! That’s right, everyone! The green and yellow planet of Keroro and Giroro’s universe, Keron. The beautiful 58th planet of the Gamma Large Nebula! So come with your questions, and we will answer them!

Comments

[Video]

[proudambassador]

The humans, they have started to build that in my world. It is an issue. Not because of usefulness; it is good that there is someone. But because the humans, they hold grudges, and when there was a war across the worlds recently, they were on both sides, yes? So some, the ones who are no longer in power, they were on the side the Centauri found themselves on, and the humans who are in charge of the police, they were against us.

[Video]

[this_is_keron]

[Ouch.]

That's never a good situation to find yourself in.

[Video]

[proudambassador]

No. No, it is not, and that is an understatement.

[Video]

[this_is_keron]

We've crossed path with the space police before. Even when they are being impartial it's never good when it happens.

[Video]

[proudambassador]

No, no, it would never be good. The police, the power goes too easily to their heads, yes?

[Video]

[this_is_keron]

Hn, that happens with just about anybody.

[Londo, don't even get him started on Keroro and how the power always gets to his head.]

[Video]

[proudambassador]

This, it is true.

Some power, it is never enough. All the power, it is too much.

[Video]

[this_is_keron]

Exactly. Knowing how much power you can handle is important.

[Video]

[proudambassador]

And how much power can you handle, hm?

[Video]

[this_is_keron]

Enough to do what I have to.

[Video]

[proudambassador]

Normally there's not enough for that, or there's too much, hm? The right amount, that is unusual.