episode 017 [video; March 2nd]

[starfruitfrog]

[Welcome, everyone! You might be wondering: What’s happening? Is this another weird frog thing again?

Well, that’s a good question! In fact, if the paper letters stapled to the sky-blue background are any indication, this is a place where you can ask all of your questions! And someone is actually going to answer them.

KERO-SAN’S MAGICAL QUESTION JOURNEY~



All of the ‘O’s have been mysteriously replaced with cutouts of stars. (Not that mysterious though, really. Keroro’s running this show. He likes his stars.)

And look, kids! Here comes Keroro Kero-san now! From the bottom of the screen pops a small green puppet that bears a striking resemblance to a certain green alien.] Welcome, kids!

[Beside him, another puppet pops up, this one is red and has a scar across one of its eyes like a certain red daruma ruthless alien invader frog. When the puppet’s mouth moves it speaks in a falsetto that’s actually a little weird sounding. Like whoever was behind the voice was trying too hard to not sound like themselves.] W-welcome! [What the hell is with the kids thing, Keroro!? There are a lot of adults on this network, you know!!]

[Call him Kero-san, you idiot! And the kids show vibe is to make this whole experience relatable and friendly! (To who, Keroro...?)] Ah, Giro-san! Do you know what day it is today, de arimasu~? [and without even waiting for a response, Kero-san cuts in, smacking Giro-san in the face with his tiny cotton hand] It’s the very first Kero-san’s Magical Question Journey Network Show~

...what’s with that stupid name? [Spoken in Giroro’s regular voice, but in a whisper that he hopes the communicator wouldn’t be able to catch. Then he clears his voice because, right. He needed to stay in character didn’t he? And then in that forced falsetto again:] I mean...wow, really?

[He’s ignoring you, Giro-san. Everything that’s said out of character will be ignored from now on.] Yes, really! Today the topic of our show is.... Let’s Learn Abouuuuuut.... KERON! That’s right, everyone! The green and yellow planet of Keroro and Giroro’s universe, Keron. The beautiful 58th planet of the Gamma Large Nebula! So come with your questions, and we will answer them!

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[topgun_textiles]

[Kanji didn't hear a word of this entry.]

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[topgun_textiles]

[Ah, hell, he has to know. Keroro and Giroro were cute as hell, and now they were in puppet form.]

who made those?

[Video]

[proudambassador]

Wait. You two, you are both aliens as well?

[Video]

[starfruitfrog]

Yes, we are, de arimasu. We are Keronians from the planet Keron. [The puppet gives you a salute (although its nubby arms means that it only really manages to raise its arm and hit itself in the side of the face.]

[Video]

[this_is_keron]

'As well'? You're also an alien? [Giroro is so surprised he forgot to speak in that weird falsetto. The puppet's mouth also isn't open.]

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

[oh.

those.


are cute.]

[Video]

[starfruitfrog]

[They are, aren't they?]

Okay, please ask a question, de arimasu!

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[yoichi]

Giroro-san, is that you?

[ ahaha, they are so cute... ]

And Keroro-san, is it?

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[starfruitfrog]

It's Kero-san right now, de arimasu.

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[this_is_keron]

N-no! This is Giro-san.

[Like he'd ever admit to being the person behind this hand-puppet.]

I have no idea who this Giroro is.

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[sadoslash]

I knew it!

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[starfruitfrog]

[Keroro recognizes your voice, Sougo, even if he can't actually see you right now.

Kero-san the puppet, however, simply turns away and gives a quick wave of his hand.]

Okay! Next question, de arimasu!

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[this_is_keron]

...knew what?

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[comradery]

Hehehe. You two are so cute.

Questions...let's see... I'm guessing it's really humid on your planet, right? Are there any deserts there? Like the one we're in now.
Also, is cuisine on Keron different from the food here?

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[this_is_keron]

We're not cute!

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[this_is_keron]

[Er...

Switching back to that weird falsetto.]

I mean...that's correct! It's much more humid. A lot of the food is similar but the delicacies are different!

[Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

[...Wow. It's one thing to see a photo of one of these guys but quite another to see them in action.]

Not sure what exactly I should be asking.

[Video]

[this_is_keron]

What's so hard about this? Just ask anything!

[Giroro, you're not in character right now...]

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[malandragem]

[Aaaaaah, so cute...!

For a moment, all Fabiola can do is stare and smile in amusement- and then she realizes hey, free information about aliens...!]

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[malandragem]

[Jackpot.]

...and we can ask about anything we can think of?

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[dragneel]

Where's Igneel??

[ do these magical questions have to pertain to them because Natsu's not following those rules. ]

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[starfruitfrog]

[Dear Natsu:
Please stick to the theme of the show.
Thank you for your cooperation.

- Kero-san & Giro-san]

That is a very good question, but unfortunately, it is not one that we can answer, de arimasu~ Isn't there any other question you'd like to ask, de arimasu?

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[portalist]

[What is this oh wow this is cute. Teasingly:]

Do Kerons eat flies?

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[starfruitfrog]

The proper term is actually Keronians, Yugo-dono. And they don't eat flies, de arimasu. In fact, quite a bit of our food has a lot in common with the cuisine of Pekopon, de arimasu.

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[fourleafbrat]

[Clover looks almost surprised to see another frog alien.

She still has to convince herself the one she spoke to was real; and she had no idea she was in for a show here, peeking at this feed from him. But she'll just quietly initiate a video in response once she's watched the whole thing. She doesn't really know what to ask, but...

She's gotta comment somehow. Smirk.]

I didn't know you had your own show. This a friend of yours?

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[starfruitfrog]

[You shouldn't be surprised to see another one. In fact, these guys tend to accumulate if you're not careful.]

That's because this is our very first episode, Clover-dono. And yes, this is Giro-san!

[tabasco]

[THIS IS TOO ADORABLE. MITSUBA CANNOT HANDLE IT.]

Keroro-san! Giroro-san! What a stupendous idea!

[starfruitfrog]

Mitsuba-dono! Thank you very much, de arimasu!

Ah. But please call me Kero-san, de arimasu.