soul_campaign | episode 017 [video; March 2nd]

[Welcome, everyone! You might be wondering: What’s happening? Is this another weird frog thing again?

Well, that’s a good question! In fact, if the paper letters stapled to the sky-blue background are any indication, this is a place where you can ask all of your questions! And someone is actually going to answer them.

KERO-SAN’S MAGICAL QUESTION JOURNEY~

All of the ‘O’s have been mysteriously replaced with cutouts of stars. (Not that mysterious though, really. Keroro’s running this show. He likes his stars.)

And look, kids! Here comes ~~Keroro~~ Kero-san now! From the bottom of the screen pops a small green puppet that bears a striking resemblance to a certain green alien.]

Welcome, kids!

[Beside him, another puppet pops up, this one is red and has a scar across one of its eyes like a certain red ~~daruma~~ ~~ruthless alien invader~~ frog. When the puppet’s mouth moves it speaks in a falsetto that’s actually a little weird sounding. Like whoever was behind the voice was trying too hard to not sound like themselves.]

W-welcome! [What the hell is with the kids thing, Keroro!? There are a lot of adults on this network, you know!!]

[Call him Kero-san, you idiot! And the kids show vibe is to make this whole experience relatable and friendly! (To who, Keroro...?)]

Ah, Giro-san! Do you know what day it is today, de arimasu~? [and without even waiting for a response, Kero-san cuts in, smacking Giro-san in the face with his tiny cotton hand] It’s the very first Kero-san’s Magical Question Journey Network Show~

...what’s with that stupid name?

[Spoken in Giroro’s regular voice, but in a whisper that he hopes the communicator wouldn’t be able to catch. Then he clears his voice because, right. He needed to stay in character didn’t he? And then in that forced falsetto again:] I mean...wow, really?

[He’s ignoring you, Giro-san. Everything that’s said out of character will be ignored from now on.]

Yes, really! Today the topic of our show is....

Let’s Learn Abouuuuuut....

KERON! That’s right, everyone! The green and yellow planet of Keroro and Giroro’s universe, Keron. The beautiful 58th planet of the Gamma Large Nebula! So come with your questions, and we will answer them!

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...I see.

[Luckily her "world" is pretty boring so there wouldn't be much to talk about. Of course there's the whole "I was kidnapped and forced to play the Nonary Game" thing, but what business is that of theirs?

Something she'd rather keep to herself... for now.]

Maybe I'll catch the next one, too, then.

[Might be interesting to know how many different worlds we're talking about ere.]

Then I look forward to seeing you then, de arimasu.

[A lot of them, Clover. A lot.]

Do you have any questions Kero-san can answer for you, de arimasu?

Mm... not right now. [She's asked everything she could think of, though she knows there's still a lot more she doesn't know.]

But I've used this thing enough that I could call you back, if I thought of anything else.

It might not be answered by Kero-san then, but I'm sure that there'll be someone to answer your questions, de arimasu.

...Well, all right.

[There are a lot of people in the city, and Kero isn't the only frog alien. So yeah, he's probably right in that there'll be some wise guy to answer them.]

I'll be counting on it, then.

[..She wouldn't have it any other way.]

[He meant that his alter-ego, Keroro, will be the one answering the questions, of course. Since he can't be a puppet forever.]

Of course, de arimasu!

[Kero-san gives the communicator another tiny salute, waiting for Clover to hang up.]

[Oh oops.

...Well whatever he meant, Clover will give him a tiny salute in return, before cutting the feed-- vaguely wondering who might be speaking next time, and what kind of world they'll be coming from. She intends to find out, so long as she doesn't miss it, but for now...

A click! and she's gone. See ya, Kero.]

episode 017 [video; March 2nd]

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