001: March 6

[worstvikingever]

[HICCUP IS GOING TO FIGURE OUT THE COMMUNICATOR TODAY IF IT KILLS HIM.

So first you'll be getting a text post.]

wajrig oh so that's how that works

[Truly brilliant. Next he'll be fiddling with the video... aaaand there it goes. SUDDENLY IT IS VIDEO. Hiccup blinks and he flinches back away from the communicator before leaning in toward it, clearly fascinated.]

Oh. Wow. That's cool.

[He grins a little and leans back.]

Oh. Oh it's... oh gods...

[WHOOPS HE DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS ACTUALLY BROADCASTING AND NOW HE IS FLUSTERED BUT TRYING TO RECOVER]

Sorry! Sorry, I just... um. I'm trying to figure the communicator... thing... out. Um. I kind of come from a time when we didn't have like. Anything you've got here so... yeah. Figuring stuff out! Super fun times. Woo.

Anyway. I'm Hiccup, hi. Yes, that is my name.

Um. So... uh. [HE WASN'T PLANNING ON BROADCASTING WHAT DO] So what do you guys do around here? I mean I know there's a war going on... or something... but how does that actually work? Do we get attacked a lot? And what do you do when that isn't happening? The city is waaaay different from Berk, so... I'm kind of lost here.

I know I'm kind of asking a lot of questions and I'm sorry but. Yeah. Confused. So. Any help would be awesome. Thanks.

[He's more than "kind of" lost but he won't admit it.]

Comments

[worstvikingever]

Er... just Hiccup.

[pishirogane]

Very well... Hiccup.

[Sounds like Naoto had a hard time saying that.]

[worstvikingever]

[HICCUP DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT JAPANESE SUFFIXES YAAAY FOR CULTURAL IGNORANCE 8D]

Yeah. That's it.

[pishirogane]

[That's fine... She doesn't expect everyone to know it]

Anything else on your mind?

[worstvikingever]

Not really?

[No well there's a lot of stuff but he doesn't want to make it sound like he's a complete idiot to everybody so. NOT ASKING ALL THE QUESTIONS NOPE]

[pishirogane]

Is that your answer or another question?

[Come on, Hiccup. You can do it.]

[worstvikingever]

Oh. Ha. Well. I mean there's definitely a lot on my mind I guess, but it's kind of hard to think of questions sometimes.

[pishirogane]

Take you time. You may be here for a while.

[worstvikingever]

[SIIIIGH]

Yeah. Sounds like it.

[pishirogane]

I'll leave you to your exploration then, Hiccup.

[worstvikingever]

Okay. Um. Thanks for your help.

[pishirogane]

You're welcome.