001: March 6

[worstvikingever]

[HICCUP IS GOING TO FIGURE OUT THE COMMUNICATOR TODAY IF IT KILLS HIM.

So first you'll be getting a text post.]

wajrig oh so that's how that works

[Truly brilliant. Next he'll be fiddling with the video... aaaand there it goes. SUDDENLY IT IS VIDEO. Hiccup blinks and he flinches back away from the communicator before leaning in toward it, clearly fascinated.]

Oh. Wow. That's cool.

[He grins a little and leans back.]

Oh. Oh it's... oh gods...

[WHOOPS HE DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS ACTUALLY BROADCASTING AND NOW HE IS FLUSTERED BUT TRYING TO RECOVER]

Sorry! Sorry, I just... um. I'm trying to figure the communicator... thing... out. Um. I kind of come from a time when we didn't have like. Anything you've got here so... yeah. Figuring stuff out! Super fun times. Woo.

Anyway. I'm Hiccup, hi. Yes, that is my name.

Um. So... uh. [HE WASN'T PLANNING ON BROADCASTING WHAT DO] So what do you guys do around here? I mean I know there's a war going on... or something... but how does that actually work? Do we get attacked a lot? And what do you do when that isn't happening? The city is waaaay different from Berk, so... I'm kind of lost here.

I know I'm kind of asking a lot of questions and I'm sorry but. Yeah. Confused. So. Any help would be awesome. Thanks.

[He's more than "kind of" lost but he won't admit it.]

Comments

[worstvikingever]

well good job two thumbs up you're making everybody proud

[want_the_world]

Don't take the piss out of me, kid.

The less people ask questions they should know the answers to, the more they do something, and the sooner you lot go home.

[worstvikingever]

noted

I *do* apologize for him!

[want_the_world]

Is your name *really* Hiccup?

[Says Mello. That's different, damn it.]

Apology accepted, but not required. XD

[worstvikingever]

yeah

it's okay you don't have to tell me how awe inspiring it is everyone else has already

though the sentiment is appreciated

:D

[want_the_world]

[Hiccup would hear an amused huff if this were audio. He's starting to remind Mello of Gemini.]

Cute.

In answer to your other question, the city does get attacked sometimes. I've personally been kidnapped by the witches. It's been quiet for a bit. We're probably due for another round.

[worstvikingever]

[There's a pause before Hiccup's response.]

what are they like?

[want_the_world]

Evil.
And that's not a word I throw around casually.

They want everyone else dead, and I'm not sure they have a reason, other than madness and hate.