soul_campaign | March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

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March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

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I'm not being overly hostile nor am I screaming.

And since your intent, as made quite clear in your initial message, is to find a sexual partner, any references to attraction are just part of your ploy to convince some woman to join you in bed. It invalidates any potential sincerity you might have to those of us not interested.

Au contraire, I think I'm being as sincere about this whole thing as it's possible to be.

It's not like I'm wining and dining and buying flowers and laying down rose petals under the guise of wanting to "just be friends." That would be deplorable.