legend_waitforit_dary: (Devilry afoot)
legend_waitforit_dary ([personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary) wrote in [community profile] soul_campaign2012-08-22 04:16 pm
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March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.
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legend_waitforit_dary: (Well hello)

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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-08-28 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Au contraire, I think I'm being as sincere about this whole thing as it's possible to be.

It's not like I'm wining and dining and buying flowers and laying down rose petals under the guise of wanting to "just be friends." That would be deplorable.
ritsu_kouyou: (58)

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[personal profile] ritsu_kouyou 2012-08-28 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I believe any woman that presented herself as willing would be acceptable to you given your stated standards are quite low.
legend_waitforit_dary: (Once more now?)

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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-08-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Consider me a sexual philanthropist.
ritsu_kouyou: (52)

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[personal profile] ritsu_kouyou 2012-08-28 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'll consider you a sexual pig.
legend_waitforit_dary: (Thumbs up)

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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-08-28 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
That works, too.

Maybe someday you'll come to appreciate my honesty about it.
ritsu_kouyou: (15)

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[personal profile] ritsu_kouyou 2012-08-28 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Honesty about disgusting behavior is not something to appreciate or elevate.
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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-08-28 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I can totally think of something you'd have no problem elevating.
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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-08-28 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be so hard on yourself.

[Snort. Hard on.]
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ritsu_kouyou: (81)

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[personal profile] ritsu_kouyou 2012-08-28 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
...that made no sense.
legend_waitforit_dary: (Suaveness on the phone)

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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-08-29 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
No, it did, you just didn't get the joke.
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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-08-31 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
There definitely is. I think she has the same name as you!
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[personal profile] ritsu_kouyou 2012-08-31 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[just this expression.]
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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-08-31 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Answered by just this one!]
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[personal profile] ritsu_kouyou 2012-09-02 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope. She's done. She'll just silently plot his death as she shuts her comm off.]
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