March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

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[shendefeng]

[He knows not what this "cock block" is, but he says he will be ruthless, cruel, and do low-down mockery, which when coupled with the word "dirty" gives its implications straight away.]

Pray pardon, but what is this "cock block" that you are talking about?

[Because clearly, this is all that he takes away from this.]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Whoa.

OK. OK. You don't know. I guess I can't make fun of you. Also you're clearly not on the market for human poontang.

Ummmm OK. So cockblocking is a highly dishonorable practice that was frowned upon even in the early days of our founding fathers! It's where one bro knows that another bro is trying to score, and he deliberately inserts himself between hunter and quarry. Totally uncool.

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[shendefeng]

[He replies back after a moment, because it took him a while to look at the words in a dictionary of American Slang, and then put it all into context.

And the fact that the man was talking about acquiring a mate as if it were one's quarry is a little confusing, but he could figure it out. Good thing he's had some practice about slang with Gamzee.]

You are correct, as a dragon I only see humans as friends and as nothing more.

[Because honestly.]

Though you are correct, that would be rather unpleasant if someone were to do that to another person.

[Be it food, as was the original reference, or the other one.]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

It's totally unpleasant. And between us, it happens here way too frequently.