March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

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[3rdbest]

Sounds like a challenge to me. I don't back off from challenges.


[ooc: ohhh yes! As for how it went, Barney probably won since he's more experienced XD Matt doesn't go out enough to be a laser tag veteran ]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

You asked for it!

There are so many ways for a youngster to play,
Know what's not recommended? A pack a day!
You're running and huffing and holding your chest,
Clearly not able to compete at your best.

The gun is your best friend when it's on a screen,
But IRL, buddy, you're sloppy, not clean.

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[3rdbest]

Wait, wait, I want this sung to me as well.

[Audio]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

OK, OK.

But first I want you to sing to me about how awesome I am. House rules!

[Audio]

[3rdbest]

What? You just made up that rule.

[Audio]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

House rules!