March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

[Video - Private to Hanabi]

[shadow_star]

[ But Hanabi, that would be rude, this Barney person seems nice~! ]

Eh? Why not? It seems he's having a lot of troubles right now. Especially if he wants me to come over tonight.

[ She... can deal with a Meister that's perverted and it's just to help him tidy up. Because her brain skirted away from the other implications quickly. ]

[Video - private between Tsubaki and Hanabi]

[usedforcepalm]

[It's embarrassing to bring up, but she's fairly certain Tsubaki is giving Barney way too much benefit of the doubt, here.]

Because he didn't say he was having any trouble with cleaning up his home or learning how to cook.

[That was the easier part. Hanabi takes a breath before explaining further.]

He wanted a girl Weapon who was good in bed. I'm pretty sure he doesn't mean someone to lie beside him in pajamas.

[Video - private between Tsubaki and Hanabi]

[shadow_star]

E-Eh? Oh -- Hanabi-san I'm... I'm sure it isn't like that...! It's... just his way of joking?

[ ... Although she's really rather unsure about that. ]

In any case, ... if... that is what he's talking about, I owe it to him to at least explain I misunderstood, in person.

[Video - private between Tsubaki and Hanabi]

[usedforcepalm]

I don't think you owe him anything other than a message saying that you didn't understand what he wanted and aren't interested in him that way.

[Because she knows that you have amazing levels of patience, Tsubaki. You remind her of her sister, in that respect.]

If you want to be nicer than that, you could wish him good luck and offer to answer questions he might have about Death City and missions and things like that.

[Video - private between Tsubaki and Hanabi]

[shadow_star]

But a message over the network like this is rather impersonal - and he seems to be having some troubles making friends.

Liz is accompanying me to see him.

[Video - private between Tsubaki and Hanabi]

[usedforcepalm]

Maybe he's from a culture where it's not really rude to talk like that to total strangers.

[Because there was blunt like Black☆Star, and then there was that.]

If you and Liz talk to him, maybe you can teach him what's polite and what's not and give him some ideas of how to make friends around here.

[Video - private between Tsubaki and Hanabi]

[shadow_star]

That could be - but that's all the more reason to explain to him what is and isn't appropriate, of course.

We'll set him straight, I'm sure, don't worry. [ Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. ]

[Video - private between Tsubaki and Hanabi]

[usedforcepalm]

I hope it goes well.

[If not...well, Tsubaki and Liz are strong enough to handle it.]