March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

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[shadow_star]

[ Aww, but poor Barney is just ronery... she considers the offer for a second, before nodding. ]

If you wouldn't mind? I'm sure it's all just a misunderstandig - he seems quite nice. [ Says the trusting Weapon. ]

Do you want to meet me here, and we'll go over together?

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[tallerbrooklyndevil]

That'll work. [She smiles.]

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[shadow_star]

All right - I'll see you soon then, Liz-san!

[ ooc: We're action threading it like a boss, here :D ]