legend_waitforit_dary: (Devilry afoot)
legend_waitforit_dary ([personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary) wrote in [community profile] soul_campaign2012-08-22 04:16 pm
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March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.
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cheery_thief: (Gotta love him!)

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[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-08-29 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't saying you had to be paid in order to...never mind.

[He shuts his eyes for a second, then they widen in no time flat.]

Ooooooohh! I get it now! I apologize sir! I was waaaaay out of line in my thinking! I mean, wow! I cant believe this! I actually thought that defending ourselves from the witches for survival was actually more important than having sex! I am deeply sorry for that! Next time I see you on the street, I will be sure to bow to you for helping me recognize this! And if a witch is standing right behind you, and you are unaware of her presence, I will use all my power to ignore her and let her blow you away!
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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-08-29 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, bro, if a witch was all set to blow me and you tried to stop it, I'd probably strangle you.
cheery_thief: (Aside)

[Video] Oh dear God how did I not see THAT coming???

[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-08-29 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
(Oh my, that is sooooo not what I meant!)

............................umm...............sir....................................................................................................................If you wish I could end your life now, but.....there's no knowing when they...will attack again.....I'm sorry, I simply do not understand what you mean.....
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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-09-03 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
End my...? Whoa, whoa, back the hell off. You don't get it, fine, but if you get one thing, DON'T KILL ME.
cheery_thief: (Anger!)

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[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-09-03 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you did not speak in veiled riddles you could communicate better with others! You say you want a witch to blow you up and then you wish to stay alive? Hardly logical, even in a city so advanced as Death City.
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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-09-03 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Blow me. Blow me. Give me oral pleasure, bro!
cheery_thief: (Understanding)

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[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-09-03 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...are you hoping she has the voice of a minstrel?
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[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-09-04 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
(Oh how I wish it didn't have to come to this...)

Please don't tell me you are speaking of...fellatio...
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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-09-04 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, pretty soon I won't be talking about anything with you. This is way too weird.
cheery_thief: (Anger!)

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[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-09-04 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What!?!

After what you were blabbering about I thought you wouldn't find anything to be strange! Or perhaps you do not know what fellatio means? (Who doesn't know what fellatio means?)

The bare bones meaning of fellatio is the act of oral intercourse, which I'm sure you are aware of, sir.
legend_waitforit_dary: (Devilry afoot)

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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-09-04 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I know what it means.

Good to know we're finally on the same page, bro.
cheery_thief: (Matt ATTACK!)

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[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-09-04 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my...how I wish this wasn't the same damn page.

Anyway, do you have any interest in fighting the war?
legend_waitforit_dary: (Uncertain)

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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-09-04 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That depends. Will I get tail like a soldier? If yes, them bring it, bro.
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[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-09-04 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You will get what you get. I can't say you will get more or less, that is for the gods to decide.
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[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-09-05 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You sir are a headache.
legend_waitforit_dary: (Once more now?)

[Video]

[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-09-05 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I have a headache...
cheery_thief: (Anger!)

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[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-09-05 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I know why you have a headache, and it's giving me one too...
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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-09-06 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Can you at least try not to sound like you're an idiot? This is getting old fast.
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[personal profile] cheery_thief 2012-09-06 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
*sigh* My you're thick. I grow wary of this conversation. I have more important matters to attend to. Take care, sir, and watch your mouth in the future.
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[personal profile] legend_waitforit_dary 2012-09-09 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Who's thick? I think you mean "weary", unless you're finding yourself extremely cautious at this time. That is what "wary" means.
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