March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

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[pulverizer]

Well, sometimes a Weapon and Meister can be involved that way, but usually they're just friends. The important thing is to find someone you trust and that trusts you. A sexual relationship does involve some trust, but you should really try to form a bond with a Weapon partner on more than just that.

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Trust.

Hm. Yeah, OK. It might have to be a dude after all.

[Video]

[pulverizer]

Try resonating with as many people as possible, male and female. If the resonance is good, you'll be able to wield your Weapon partner with ease, no matter how heavy his or her form is. If the resonance is bad, their form will feel heavier than it did when you first picked them up and you won't be able to use any of the Weapon's special abilities.

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

I've never had a problem doing one thing with a lot of different people, that's for sure!

[Video]

[pulverizer]

I...see.

[She tries not to read anything inappropriate into that, but fails.]

Well, I wish you luck in finding a Weapon you resonate well with.

[Video]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Thanks, doll!