March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Well, then I guess I'll have a new best friend and number one bro.

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[usedforcepalm]

I think you'll have a better chance if you keep an open mind and try resonating with any Weapons who are looking for a partner. Maybe you'll find a Weapon partner who's a girl that doesn't want to sleep with you, but doesn't care if you to go the bar and pick up girls that do. Or maybe your ideal Weapon partner won't even be human.

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Well... I can't say that I'm not at least a little bit intrigued by the thought of being some sexy alien's Meister.

Seriously, though, this whole "partnership" thing is starting to sound a little bit too monogamous to me. I think I'd be better off with something platonic, like you said.

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[usedforcepalm]

That's probably best. Try thinking of the kind of person you'd want to train together with. The SEES group has a Weapon/Meister matching service to help people find someone to work with.

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Well, let's hope I won't have to refer to the Weapon/Meister equivalent of a lonely hearts club.