March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

[To the battle arena!

Once the attendant lets them into the darkened room, lit with neon colors under a black light, Barney bounds off in search of the enemy base.]

[shadow_star]

[ Amused as Barney bounds off, Tsubaki turns her attention to Liz again. ]

He's certainly full of energy, isn't he?

[ Energy will not save him~! He's goin' doooooooooown. Probably. ]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

No kidding. [She grins.] Let's get him.

[And game time is go!]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

[Barney is very energetically darting from one scent structure to another, aiming his gun and firing away! He hears the confirmation that he's hit someone.]

This is how it's done! You have to be ruthless! Absolutely uncompromising in your will to fight!

[At least there are no 11 year olds! Barney is very competitive when it comes to 11 year olds.]

[shadow_star]

[ Thank goodness there are no 11 year olds! Tsubaki nods firmly to Liz, immediately putting on her 'game face' to speak. Grasping the gun in her hand is a little weird to her, but once she's comfortable with the feel, she sprints along, quiet and stealthy, keeping a careful eye on her surroundings. Wouldn't do to get tagged early in the game, right? ]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

[Liz is stalking through the terrain. She holds her weapon close, listening carefully.]

[And she's going to use a little feminine ingenuity to handle corners. She's glad she keeps a mirror in her pocket. That little compact works wonders to see around the corners to look for Barney without exposing herself.]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

[His stealth is so broad and contrived that it practically defeats the purpose. This somersault, for instance. He runs between structures, attempting a stunt he probably saw in a James Bond movie. His long limbs pinwheel, and it is pretty humorous, admittedly.]