March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

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[yamagishi]

[She bit her lip a bit]

No, not really but I suppose I'm just like that. [Although...]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

If I'm in a bad situation, I just think of being awesome instead.

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[yamagishi]

[...And she's definitely getting some Junpei vibes here]

How so? Aren't you afraid of people looking at you funny or judging you a bit?

[Which is something she's still learning about]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Look. Cupcake... No matter what you do, you can't please everyone all the time. At the very least, you can please yourself, and that's how I live my life.