March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

[legend_waitforit_dary]

[Rofl]

My technique is truly amazing. That's what I'm the proudest of.

[weaponry]

What type of technique do you use? Is it forward, or backwards? [ She's very interested in this man suddenly! ]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Well, both, of course. You can't finish a routine using only one!

[weaponry]

Of course you can. Swordsmen's skills lie in how well they fight with the techniques they have, not how many techniques they know.

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Kind of like how it's not the size of a sword that counts, but how you use it?

[weaponry]

Exactly! Application is the key to a good sword fight and a successful fight! [ Her tone is bright and cheery.... and painfully unaware. ]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Heh. You are kind of adorable.

[weaponry]

I am not adorable! I'm a strong, independent and fierce kunoichi and I will be regarded as such! [ You just described her as The One Word that'll set her off. ]