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Meenah Peixes ([personal profile] overkrill) wrote in [community profile] soul_campaign2012-09-17 01:06 pm

001 ☠ Warmouth [march 23, early evening, text+ voice]

alright befoar anyone gets any funny ideas aboat this post
this is M--EENAH PEIXES BEAC)(ES accept no imitations posers or wannabes
now that thats outta the way i got a couple of questions what need answerin
so bearracuda with me here theyre kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckas across the face and tell em to cut their carp or somefin
cause thats somefin i can totally do
second off i hope you aint conchsiderin sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
thats unconchonable and fuckin rude among otter things so somemoby betta get to fixin that reel fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing aint seain fit to let a gill keep her swag
so im gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SCHOON--ER rather than LAT--ER
so yeah
if you sea fit to be of any kinda fuckin kelp with any of that pipe up
otterwise keep movin i aint got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions




[voice]

[And if you happen to have your mirror on, then you'll likely want to cover your ears, because what is volume control?]

Hey! HEY SEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEET! I know you're here you silly expositionin' fairy dame! WHERE ARE YA?! You know what kinda carp I've been having to eel with just to get some info on where you are? You betta come pick me up befoar I start hurling motherglubbers off these stairs for fun and profit!



translation

alright, before anyone gets any funny ideas about this post
this is Meenah Peixes bitches, accept no imitations, posers or wannabes
now that that's outta the way I got a couple of questions what need answering
so bear with me here they're kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckers across the face and tell em to cut their carp or something
cause that's something i can totally do
second off i hope you ain't considering sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
that's unconscionable and fucking rude among other things so somebody better get to fixing that real fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing ain't seeing fit to let a gill keep her swag
so I'm gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SOONER rather than LATER
so yeah
if you see fit to be of any kinda fucking help with any of that pipe up
otherwise keep moving i ain't got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions

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[personal profile] shendefeng 2012-09-17 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head]

Most everyone has something taken away from them, and the general consensus is that it is usually weapons and any extraordinary ability. In turn, we're changed into Meisters of Weapons. It is better to fight a witch with a partnered Weapon than with some other man-made item, for it seems that it is not as efficient.

For example, I was made smaller than I would normally be, that's what BREW did to me, as I had no other 'weapons' aside from what I am.
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[personal profile] shendefeng 2012-09-17 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
BREW is the great equalizer, I am afraid, for everyone is made the same in this world, more or less. We are either Meisters or Weapons, and we are all supposed to work together with that which we have been given in this world.

For your loss of powers, I am sorry, but that is the way of BREW. It is best to attempt to live within your new means, and learn how your new abilities can help you in this world.
shendefeng: (Quoth the Dragon)

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[personal profile] shendefeng 2012-09-18 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
It is what I have said many times before, but it does not change the fact that it is what happens to everyone once they are brought here.

For that, there is morning training, and everyone can go there to learn how to wield a weapon, or transform into one. It is very helpful indeed.
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[personal profile] shendefeng 2012-09-18 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[The puns, he appreciates them~ It is interesting to see such interesting word-play even when she's meaning to have a good conversation with someone.]

Yes, that aboat sums up exactly what it means.

[A small try for him at such pun-play, but it feels odd. Exciting in a certain way, but still odd.]

It is not all bad, as everyone is 'ushoally' rather kind and willing to help out. You should join us in the morning training session, and I am sure you will learn everything in due time.
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[personal profile] shendefeng 2012-09-20 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It was my first attempt at doing so. I think if I can practise, I shoal get better as time goes along.

[With that, he'll stop it with the puns, and shall get to a more serious matter.]

Mm, since you are a troll, I think I can only help direct you towards a certain troll named Karkat. He is a respected figure in this city, and a fellow Zone Leader.

I am sure Karkat will do his best to help you.
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[personal profile] shendefeng 2012-09-20 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, he doesn't, but it is interesting word-play. He'll keep it up just with her, perhaps.]

As part of the City's Watch, we Zone Leaders are in charge of a district and maintain order alongside our subordinates. If I remember correctly, he is in charge of the Financial district. I am in charge of the Entertainment and Red Light district.

[Odd profession to have, he's sure. He's gotten looks before.]

So that is what Karkat is the "leader of."
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[personal profile] shendefeng 2012-09-21 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet he does work in that capacity. This world changes us in ways we do not expect, Ms. Peixes. I do hope that he will be able to help you.

With that said, I bid you good luck in your future endeavours, and may you find yourself comfortable enough in what Death City can provide for you.