001 ☠ Warmouth [march 23, early evening, text+ voice]

[overkrill]

alright befoar anyone gets any funny ideas aboat this post
this is M--EENAH PEIXES BEAC)(ES accept no imitations posers or wannabes
now that thats outta the way i got a couple of questions what need answerin
so bearracuda with me here theyre kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckas across the face and tell em to cut their carp or somefin
cause thats somefin i can totally do
second off i hope you aint conchsiderin sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
thats unconchonable and fuckin rude among otter things so somemoby betta get to fixin that reel fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing aint seain fit to let a gill keep her swag
so im gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SCHOON--ER rather than LAT--ER
so yeah
if you sea fit to be of any kinda fuckin kelp with any of that pipe up
otterwise keep movin i aint got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions



[voice]

[And if you happen to have your mirror on, then you'll likely want to cover your ears, because what is volume control?]

Hey! HEY SEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEET! I know you're here you silly expositionin' fairy dame! WHERE ARE YA?! You know what kinda carp I've been having to eel with just to get some info on where you are? You betta come pick me up befoar I start hurling motherglubbers off these stairs for fun and profit!



translation

alright, before anyone gets any funny ideas about this post
this is Meenah Peixes bitches, accept no imitations, posers or wannabes
now that that's outta the way I got a couple of questions what need answering
so bear with me here they're kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckers across the face and tell em to cut their carp or something
cause that's something i can totally do
second off i hope you ain't considering sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
that's unconscionable and fucking rude among other things so somebody better get to fixing that real fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing ain't seeing fit to let a gill keep her swag
so I'm gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SOONER rather than LATER
so yeah
if you see fit to be of any kinda fucking help with any of that pipe up
otherwise keep moving i ain't got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions

Comments

[Video]

[shendefeng]

[Hello, Meenah - have a dragon talking to you.]

For money, there are various jobs around the city that you could apply for, aside from taking on a mission with a partner.

There are other living quarters aside from what our hosts have graciously given us, but they require money.

So in the meantime, I would suggest you "suck it up," as I think the saying goes, and take residence there until you have a reliable source of income in order to rent somewhere else.

[He cares nothing for royalty, for he himself could be considered thus so, in a way, back in his home world.]

As for what BREW has taken, you are not able to keep it as it would be a weapon, if I can surmise that to mean a trident? Some are made weapons here that meisters are meant to wield. I am quite sure that if you ask around, someone would be willing to become your partner.

[Video]

[overkrill]

Haha, wow. Talking dragon. Ain't ebber seen one of you befoar.

[Dragons, yes. Talking ones? Nope.

Her amusement quickly gives way to irritation though, and she rolls her eyes.]

Look, I ain't actually all aboat usin' it to fight. But it's kind of a big deal to me and takin' it awave is reel fuckin' rude of these jerks, espeshoally if they're expecting me to fight anyfin or anymoby.

[text]

[diedforyoursins]

[oh, more trolls? and if what he's been told about colors and all that holds true, another sea-dweller. this, uh...requires a few moments to translate first, though.]

...You certainly seem to enjoy puns.

[text]

[overkrill]

[She's not ebben a litte bit saury Kaworu. Not ebben a little bit.]

its kinda my thing
fish puns are T)(E B--EST

[weaponry]

Everyone is treated equally here. Gods from peasants all receive the same lodging and the same accommodations. Since we're guests of the world, and we're powerless against them, I think the effort they put in to satisfy us is plenty enough. [ Tenten: she brings the bad news and policy clarifications! ]

[overkrill]

[All things Meenah could care less about since it means she can't get her way easily.]

W)(AT was the FIRST T)(ING i said
cause im pretty shore it was somefin along the lines of not botherin me if you aint got nofin useful to contriboat
right
RIG)(T
so clamscray alright
i aint got time for this

[thehonking]

hahaha, aw shit.
LOOK AT ALL THIS FISHNESS BEING TOSSED ABOAT LIKE IT AIN'T ALL NO THING.
putting another princess type all to shame, maybe.
HORN CORALS ALL AT YOUR DIRECTION, SISTER.

[overkrill]

hey
hey
whats-your-face
youre the one with the facepaint deal right
was that just a boat pun

[NOT HERE]

[00110010_00110011]

[But he's watching you, Meenah.]

[NOT HERE]

[overkrill]

[)(EE)(EE)(EE!]

[kill_some_time]

....another fishy person. [As if his brother weren't bad enough.]

[overkrill]

fish TROLL
get it right

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[splinterstrider]

TL;TMSAFP;DR
(That's "Too Long; Too Many Stupid-Ass Fish Puns; Didn't Read")

Sup, fish-girl. Between you and Serket it's turning into a real reunion in here.

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[overkrill]

huh
O)(
whats-his-capes ecto-whatebber

sup
already got the serket special did ya

[Video]

[heretic_hamlet]

[Now, now, he was once like her. That sort of thing had to be learned through experience; he wouldn't waste his breath with a litany about expecting special treatment.

Well, maybe a little.]

Your birthright will do you no good here. But your deeds will find you room more suitable to your tastes.

[But what was that weapon she mentioned? Something like a trident, he'd hoped.]

I've never heard of such a thing as a two-by-threedent. But mayhap you could make use of a pike?

[Video]

[overkrill]

[Yeah, yeah, she gets it. No princess act here, blah blah, Meenah don't curr.]

What, you mean doin' stuff'll get me the cashflow to get moar and betta stuff? Yeah, I pretty much got that conchcept reel quick.

[She frowns a little, and then crosses her arms.]

A pike- [heehee, fish pun]- that's a kinda spear, right?

[nauticalnightmare]

[Excuse Eridan for a second while his thinkpan tries to process and reboot after the minor panic attack over the color. But mention of Aranea clears it up, this chick is a chick who's going to be empress.

Though he has read enough to see that fish puns please her, so on with the fucking bad memories it goes. Dear cod she's worse than Feferi with those things.]

clam your glubbin boat
no one here givves a fuck aboat royalty an youre just gonna havve to deal wwith it
best fuckin thing wwe can hope for is a shitty two bedroom hivve if you get a partner an thats it
already tried throwwin a fit ovver accommodations and it didnt get no wwhere other than a bunch a assholes glubbin about stupid shit an bein rude
as for look you either get a job to stay broke
once again i stress the fuckin point that they dont givve a fuck about those a us wwho should be abovve all a these other dirtscrapers

[overkrill]

if i didnt know betta id say that was an ampora
but then again knowin my luck you probabubbly are aint ya

but yeah seams to be nofin but fuckin jerks tryin to tell me what to do
guess no one infoamed these jerks that NO ONE tells ME what to do
theyll figure it out eventually i guess

it aint ebben aboat being above anybubbly else
i just want a hive that aint fucking shitty
is that reely too much to ask

voice;

[entreats]

[ .. what is even up with this girl, seriously.. ]

And by 'Serket', do you mean that Aranea girl? [ at least Ange sounds unfazed despite the sheer volume. ]

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[overkrill]

That's pretty much exactly who I mean, and you ain't her so why don't you glub off I'm waitin' on someone important here.

[ voice ]

[atleast80]

I assume you're another one of those trolls?

[ voice ]

[overkrill]

What is with you humans and all these dumb questions I mean honestly it ain't like I already answered that like five times or nofin.

[An exaggeration, but... well. Meenah.]

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[heartdive]

Hi Meenah!

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[overkrill]

Sea, now that's the kinda reaction more of these suckas should have!

[This pleases Meenah.]

...hi kid.

[text]

[want_the_world]

Another troll, I assume.

Two points:
1. Royalty back home doesn't mean shit here. Get used to living with the peasants.
2. If you mean Aranea, you don't have to scream loud enough to be heard in your world. She's here.

[text]

[overkrill]

should i have made a freakin sign or somefin
yes im a troll yes i krill bitches what aboat it
that sorta thing
cause between that and gettin told that bein royalty dont mean shit by ebbery other suckerfish these questions are getting reel old reel fast


and i know shes here that dumb vantas lookalike already told me
but ill yell as loud as i want so D--EAL WIT)( IT

[seadweller]

T)(ey took my 2x3 trident too!
>38(
If t)(ey wanted us )(ere so badly t)(at t)(ey fis)( us up from otter worlds, I don't sea w)(y we can't keep t)(e weapons we are used to!

[overkrill]

its fuckin stupid as shell aint it
whats the point of ebben draggin us all out here if they aint gonna let us reely WR--ECK SOME S)(IT

[silicomb]

what the glub.

1/?

[overkrill]

38O

[voice]

[consider8]

Meenah! Volume control!!

[Because seriously, ow.]

[voice]

[overkrill]

But you heeeeeeeeard me, right?

[Fucks, how does she give them?]