001 ☠ Warmouth [march 23, early evening, text+ voice]

[overkrill]

alright befoar anyone gets any funny ideas aboat this post
this is M--EENAH PEIXES BEAC)(ES accept no imitations posers or wannabes
now that thats outta the way i got a couple of questions what need answerin
so bearracuda with me here theyre kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckas across the face and tell em to cut their carp or somefin
cause thats somefin i can totally do
second off i hope you aint conchsiderin sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
thats unconchonable and fuckin rude among otter things so somemoby betta get to fixin that reel fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing aint seain fit to let a gill keep her swag
so im gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SCHOON--ER rather than LAT--ER
so yeah
if you sea fit to be of any kinda fuckin kelp with any of that pipe up
otterwise keep movin i aint got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions



[voice]

[And if you happen to have your mirror on, then you'll likely want to cover your ears, because what is volume control?]

Hey! HEY SEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEET! I know you're here you silly expositionin' fairy dame! WHERE ARE YA?! You know what kinda carp I've been having to eel with just to get some info on where you are? You betta come pick me up befoar I start hurling motherglubbers off these stairs for fun and profit!



translation

alright, before anyone gets any funny ideas about this post
this is Meenah Peixes bitches, accept no imitations, posers or wannabes
now that that's outta the way I got a couple of questions what need answering
so bear with me here they're kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckers across the face and tell em to cut their carp or something
cause that's something i can totally do
second off i hope you ain't considering sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
that's unconscionable and fucking rude among other things so somebody better get to fixing that real fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing ain't seeing fit to let a gill keep her swag
so I'm gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SOONER rather than LATER
so yeah
if you see fit to be of any kinda fucking help with any of that pipe up
otherwise keep moving i ain't got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions

Comments

[text]

[overkrill]

look i aint sayin they gotta float a new palace my wave
but a little conchsideration would be nice

and if you want PROOF
ask any motherglubbing troll here
theyll tell ya

[text]

[diedforyoursins]

I am not saying that I do not believe you. I was told about how troll blood colors work in relation to social class, so that much was obvious already. But many people have no others from their world here, and without anyone to confirm or deny it, a person could easily claim to be royalty or something similar and demand better treatment for it.

If you do not expect a palace, then what do you want them to do for you?

[text]

[overkrill]

oh yeah
well that puts you ahead of the rest of the school dont it
lucky you

somefin better than that little roe cube theyre trynna pass off as a hiveblock
i mean seariously the plaice is tiny
where am i gonna amass all my SW--EET LOOT

[text]

[diedforyoursins]

I have heard that you can purchase a larger room if you have a source of income. Or alternatively, paired partners can move into a larger apartment together.

[text]

[overkrill]

so get a job or get a partner huh
well aint that a B--EAC)(

[text]

[diedforyoursins]

It is not that bad. Resonating with others is very pleasant, at least, and having a job would be a productive way to spend one's time here.

Re: [text]

[overkrill]

whaddaya mean pleasant
pleasant how

and hey i aint against makin money
i just gotta figure out the best [i.e. fastest] way to do it

[text]

[diedforyoursins]

It is nice to feel another's soul in that manner. It is very intimate.

[text]

[overkrill]

intimate huh
sounds a little creepy
not shore i want any old sea snake slinkin around my soul if you put it like that

[text]

[diedforyoursins]

That is why it is a relationship that requires a great deal of trust.

[text]

[overkrill]

aww carp
whale there go my chances of bein any good at this then

[text]

[diedforyoursins]

Is trusting someone so much of a problem?

[text]

[overkrill]

aint trustin people thats a problem
its trustin people in a plaice that went and fished me outta my bubble without so much as askin
no offense or nofin but this is a load of carp

[text]

[diedforyoursins]

I understand that it may seem difficult to trust those in charge, if you were content where you were, but all the other guests here are in the same situation as you. No one is here because they asked for it.

[text]

[overkrill]

i guess you got a point there
still it dont seam like a good idea to be divin into this so fast
gotta sea how this plaice winds up workin for me befoar i do anyfin else