001 ☠ Warmouth [march 23, early evening, text+ voice]

[overkrill]

alright befoar anyone gets any funny ideas aboat this post
this is M--EENAH PEIXES BEAC)(ES accept no imitations posers or wannabes
now that thats outta the way i got a couple of questions what need answerin
so bearracuda with me here theyre kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckas across the face and tell em to cut their carp or somefin
cause thats somefin i can totally do
second off i hope you aint conchsiderin sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
thats unconchonable and fuckin rude among otter things so somemoby betta get to fixin that reel fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing aint seain fit to let a gill keep her swag
so im gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SCHOON--ER rather than LAT--ER
so yeah
if you sea fit to be of any kinda fuckin kelp with any of that pipe up
otterwise keep movin i aint got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions



[voice]

[And if you happen to have your mirror on, then you'll likely want to cover your ears, because what is volume control?]

Hey! HEY SEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEET! I know you're here you silly expositionin' fairy dame! WHERE ARE YA?! You know what kinda carp I've been having to eel with just to get some info on where you are? You betta come pick me up befoar I start hurling motherglubbers off these stairs for fun and profit!



translation

alright, before anyone gets any funny ideas about this post
this is Meenah Peixes bitches, accept no imitations, posers or wannabes
now that that's outta the way I got a couple of questions what need answering
so bear with me here they're kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckers across the face and tell em to cut their carp or something
cause that's something i can totally do
second off i hope you ain't considering sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
that's unconscionable and fucking rude among other things so somebody better get to fixing that real fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing ain't seeing fit to let a gill keep her swag
so I'm gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SOONER rather than LATER
so yeah
if you see fit to be of any kinda fucking help with any of that pipe up
otherwise keep moving i ain't got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions

Comments

okay I'm done

[overkrill]

sup loser
you hidin pyrope with you too

[silicomb]

n0 y0u just missed her by like a quarter perigree.
afraid y0u're stuck with the c0ns0lati0n prize.
sp0iler that's me.
sup.
m--eenah.
d0n't recall seaing y0u ar0und here lately.

[overkrill]

what reely
aww man
shed be a lot moar fun here than some of the spineless chumps i had to deal with already

gotta say though
somefins seams kinda off here
you feelin alright captor

[silicomb]

tell me ab0ut it.
i mean ab0at.

everything's all right here.
in fact i'm feeling pretty much 0k.
why.

[overkrill]

dunno man somefin just feels weird

anywave how come serket didnt mention you
she mentions everyfin
in detail
E--XTREME detail ebben

[silicomb]

there's a name f0r it ar0und here, and acr0ss the vari0us universes.
they call it.
ninja skills.
i have them in abundance in case it wasn't 0bvi0us.

[overkrill]

uh huh
you shore thats it
cause if theres anyfin serkets a reel pro at its findin shit out
like seariously you wouldnt bereef some of the things that gill knows aboat

[silicomb]

she's a serket.
at this p0int i think n0thing w0uld surprise me n0w.
g0 0n try me.

[overkrill]

oh hey
you met the other serket yet
aint reely had a chance to deal with her myshellf

[silicomb]

g0d d0n't even b0ther.
i'll take fussyfangs 0ver 8luh 8luh huge pain any night.

[overkrill]

well i mean obviously
our serkets the only one i reely bother with anywave
just askin since i figure shes probabubbly around here too

[silicomb]

pr0babubbly, that's a g00d 0ne.

stuffy mctalkfangs is pr0bably the 0nly 0ne w0rth b0thering with.
as far as serkets g0.
i fear f0r her keyb0ard th0ugh.
she'll wear thr0ugh the p00r thing bef0re the perigree's thr0ugh.

[overkrill]

course it is

heeheehee
fussy mctalkfangs yes
sounds like serket alright
and yeah man i know what you mean
sometimes i wonder how her hands aint worn down to nubs

[silicomb]

that's the questi0n we need t0 ask 0urselves, br0.

h0w d0 we kn0w they're N0T?
w000aaah.

[overkrill]

cause i sean em befoar
duh
just saw em earlier actshoally