001 ☠ Warmouth [march 23, early evening, text+ voice]

[overkrill]

alright befoar anyone gets any funny ideas aboat this post
this is M--EENAH PEIXES BEAC)(ES accept no imitations posers or wannabes
now that thats outta the way i got a couple of questions what need answerin
so bearracuda with me here theyre kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckas across the face and tell em to cut their carp or somefin
cause thats somefin i can totally do
second off i hope you aint conchsiderin sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
thats unconchonable and fuckin rude among otter things so somemoby betta get to fixin that reel fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing aint seain fit to let a gill keep her swag
so im gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SCHOON--ER rather than LAT--ER
so yeah
if you sea fit to be of any kinda fuckin kelp with any of that pipe up
otterwise keep movin i aint got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions



[voice]

[And if you happen to have your mirror on, then you'll likely want to cover your ears, because what is volume control?]

Hey! HEY SEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEET! I know you're here you silly expositionin' fairy dame! WHERE ARE YA?! You know what kinda carp I've been having to eel with just to get some info on where you are? You betta come pick me up befoar I start hurling motherglubbers off these stairs for fun and profit!



translation

alright, before anyone gets any funny ideas about this post
this is Meenah Peixes bitches, accept no imitations, posers or wannabes
now that that's outta the way I got a couple of questions what need answering
so bear with me here they're kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckers across the face and tell em to cut their carp or something
cause that's something i can totally do
second off i hope you ain't considering sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
that's unconscionable and fucking rude among other things so somebody better get to fixing that real fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing ain't seeing fit to let a gill keep her swag
so I'm gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SOONER rather than LATER
so yeah
if you see fit to be of any kinda fucking help with any of that pipe up
otherwise keep moving i ain't got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions

Comments

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[want_the_world]

Can you lay off the puns, seriously.

These jerks weren't used to having effectively unlimited funds. I was.

You can't game the system here, and no one's going to hand you anything.

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[overkrill]

oh wow RUD--E much
you conch just go askin a gill to drop her puns
do you reelize how important these are
these are important in case you aint figured it out

if you dont like em you can just clamscray with the rest of these high and mighty chumps

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[want_the_world]

Why is being irritating so important?

They're objectively terrible.

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[overkrill]

it aint
like i said you dont like it then make waves in somemoby elses pond
i reely aint interested in some perchy motherglubber telling me what i cant say

and in case it werent obvious
i still DONT CAR--E what you think aboat em

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[want_the_world]

[Honestly. You try to show off how much you knowhelp, and all you get is attitude.]

If you're just going to give me greef, I'm out, fishy.

See, I can do it too.

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[overkrill]

[No, you try and be a jerk to Meenah Peixes about her puns and all you get is attitude.]

oh good for you
do you want a medal or somefin

geez and here i thought you mighta been alright

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[want_the_world]

You could've fooled me.

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[overkrill]

wasnt trying to

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[want_the_world]

You're probably just a brat, then.

I'm not casting aspersions. I actually approve.

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[overkrill]

man i aint ebben the worst of the trolls you suckas might have to deel with

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[want_the_world]

Who would you say is?

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[overkrill]

dunno
depends what pisses you off the most i guess

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[want_the_world]

In that case, any one of you could be the most annoying, depending on the person. Hell, I've wanted to sock trolls I *like*.

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[overkrill]

still
bereef me when i say that i definitely aint the worst youll have to deal with

if the rest of those suckas even show up

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[want_the_world]

From personal experience, I can tell you that BREW has a special talent for bringing in the one person you least want to see.

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[overkrill]

great
so we might have to deal with those losers here after all

just what i wanna hear