soul_campaign | 001 ☠ Warmouth [march 23, early evening, text+ voice]

alright befoar anyone gets any funny ideas aboat this post
this is M--EENAH PEIXES BEAC)(ES accept no imitations posers or wannabes
now that thats outta the way i got a couple of questions what need answerin
so bearracuda with me here theyre kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckas across the face and tell em to cut their carp or somefin
cause thats somefin i can totally do
second off i hope you aint conchsiderin sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
thats unconchonable and fuckin rude among otter things so somemoby betta get to fixin that reel fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing aint seain fit to let a gill keep her swag
so im gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SCHOON--ER rather than LAT--ER
so yeah
if you sea fit to be of any kinda fuckin kelp with any of that pipe up
otterwise keep movin i aint got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions

[voice]

[And if you happen to have your mirror on, then you'll likely want to cover your ears, because what is volume control?]

Hey! HEY SEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEET! I know you're here you silly expositionin' fairy dame! WHERE ARE YA?! You know what kinda carp I've been having to eel with just to get some info on where you are? You betta come pick me up befoar I start hurling motherglubbers off these stairs for fun and profit!

translation

alright, before anyone gets any funny ideas about this post
this is Meenah Peixes bitches, accept no imitations, posers or wannabes
now that that's outta the way I got a couple of questions what need answering
so bear with me here they're kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckers across the face and tell em to cut their carp or something
cause that's something i can totally do
second off i hope you ain't considering sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
that's unconscionable and fucking rude among other things so somebody better get to fixing that real fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing ain't seeing fit to let a gill keep her swag
so I'm gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SOONER rather than LATER
so yeah
if you see fit to be of any kinda fucking help with any of that pipe up
otherwise keep moving i ain't got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions

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Like you reeeeely mind. [Heeheehee, 'possibubble'. Yes, excellent.] Anywave, I just wanted to make shore you werent gonna leave me high and dry in this plaice.

Meenah, I would never do that. For one thing you are my frond. And for another it would be very inconsiderate to both you and all the defenseless people of this fair city to let you run completely unsupervised.

Edited 2012-09-20 10:02 (UTC)

Some frond you are, implyin' I need that much lookin' after. If these suckas can't handle me, they shoaldn't have dragged me here. Beachsides, it ain't like I got anyfin on me I could reely make their lives diffincult with.

Yet.

[She knows you too well, Meenah.]

[Your point being?]

You say that like it's a bad thing. You ask me, these losers could stand some shakin' up.

...actually, I need to talk to you about that.

[Serious tone time.]

[Sullen Royal Brat tone time, in that case!]

...aw carp, what now.

I won't exposition you ~~right now~~, but the truth is there are some significant threats here that more than just endanger us living and dying and could potentially corrode the soul.

'Threats'? [She scoffs a little at that.] Can't be worse than stupid Skullface McLasermouth, can it?

Not as aggressively so, but similar in principle. Once the soul is destroyed, there really isn't much that can be done.

...so what. We die here and it's the end of the line?

Maybe.

It depends on the circumstances. The witches seem intent on using an energy that causes souls to succumb to their baser desires--which you are the undisputed queen of, I should add--and in being such a state we lose control of our conscious self and potentially lose our soul.

It'd be fascinating if it wasn't for the fact that the final result would be souls that consume and destroy themselves.

You're krillin' me here, Serket.

So what you're tellin' me is we don't know what happens when we die here, is that it?

Somewhat. It really depends on the circumstances behind that death. If you were in the presence of a kinshin, I would imagine that your death would not be especially pleasant. Subsequently if you were to die it would be somewhat unpleasant, but no worse than the fate that befell on all of us.

Which is to say, we would just die.

...

You know what, I'm just going to simplify things and say we don't know what happens when we die here, okay?

So we're probabubbly screwed one wave or another, huh?

So it's nothing we're not already used to!

[she sounds... way too happy about all this]

Sounds aboat like our ushoal luck, yeah. Guess there ain't much we're supposed to be able to do aboat it though.

The being alive part is an improvement too, even if you never really had the opportunity to enjoy death.

I could care less aboat bein' alive again. If I had a problem with bein' dead I wouldn't have kept us all existin'.

Oh, I'm sure you would have gotten bored with it eventually anyway.

But now I'm rambling.

Again.

What else is new, reely.

Hey, where the shell do you live? I'm crashin' in your ablution trap or somefin.

Uh.

Are you shore that's a good idea?

It's Casualty Communal, Room 8 - I.

Why naut? Betta than leavin' me off to mess with these suckas on my own, ain't it?

[Oh, she's got your number, Serket.]

[Twist my arm a little more, why don't you. ::::|]

...I'll leave the door unlocked.

[She cackles, just a little.]

There's a gill. I'll be up in a bit.

[voice]

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