001 ☠ Warmouth [march 23, early evening, text+ voice]

[overkrill]

alright befoar anyone gets any funny ideas aboat this post
this is M--EENAH PEIXES BEAC)(ES accept no imitations posers or wannabes
now that thats outta the way i got a couple of questions what need answerin
so bearracuda with me here theyre kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckas across the face and tell em to cut their carp or somefin
cause thats somefin i can totally do
second off i hope you aint conchsiderin sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
thats unconchonable and fuckin rude among otter things so somemoby betta get to fixin that reel fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing aint seain fit to let a gill keep her swag
so im gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SCHOON--ER rather than LAT--ER
so yeah
if you sea fit to be of any kinda fuckin kelp with any of that pipe up
otterwise keep movin i aint got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions



[voice]

[And if you happen to have your mirror on, then you'll likely want to cover your ears, because what is volume control?]

Hey! HEY SEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEET! I know you're here you silly expositionin' fairy dame! WHERE ARE YA?! You know what kinda carp I've been having to eel with just to get some info on where you are? You betta come pick me up befoar I start hurling motherglubbers off these stairs for fun and profit!



translation

alright, before anyone gets any funny ideas about this post
this is Meenah Peixes bitches, accept no imitations, posers or wannabes
now that that's outta the way I got a couple of questions what need answering
so bear with me here they're kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckers across the face and tell em to cut their carp or something
cause that's something i can totally do
second off i hope you ain't considering sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
that's unconscionable and fucking rude among other things so somebody better get to fixing that real fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing ain't seeing fit to let a gill keep her swag
so I'm gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SOONER rather than LATER
so yeah
if you see fit to be of any kinda fucking help with any of that pipe up
otherwise keep moving i ain't got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions

Comments

[overkrill]

whos sollux
and of course you couldnt do your own krilling thats sad

[seadweller]

)(e is a very good frond, you'll probably meet )(im since )(e is )(ere.

And t)(ere's not)(ing cool or fun about krilling t)(ings!
)(onestly, you almost sound like -Eridan. 38/

[overkrill]

course there is
just cause you dont think so dont mean some of the rest of us gotta think the same wave
who the shell is eridan

[seadweller]

)(e is t)(e otter seadweller )(ere, and a total J-ERKFIN. >38(

[overkrill]

oh you mean the otter ampora
he seems alright to me
a little beachier than most but at this point its kinda welcome

[seadweller]

W)(ale it doesn't surprise me t)(at you two get along, but you )(ave NO ID-EA )(ow beac)(y )(e can be.
And I know )(e is using puns to suck up to you but )(is pun license was R-EVOK--ED by me so you s)(ould )(elp me enforce t)(at.
)(eiress to )(eiress w)(at do you say?
I t)(ink we can be good fronds!

[overkrill]

well it aint like my ampora is much to deel with
but i aint aboat to go enforcin some mandate on somebubbly unless i made it myshellf
so well sea if he loses his punning privileges twice
hows that sound

[seadweller]

T)(at sounds GR---EAT!

[overkrill]

good
cause i reely aint fond a nomoby trying to tell me what to do

[seadweller]

But I wasn't T-ELLING you w)(at to do.
It was just a SUGG---ESTION!

[overkrill]

either wave i dont reely take stuff like that too seariously

[unless it comes from Aranea]

so you know
nothing perchsonal or anyfin

[seadweller]

I don't reely like to take t)(ings too seariously eit)(er so it's alrig)(t.
Unless it's actshoally needed, t)(at is!

[overkrill]

pretty shore that everymoby else is takin everyfin seariously enough for all of us

[seadweller]

Rig)(t!
I don't want to krill witc)(es, I'd rat)(er just stay )(ere and do fun stuff like joining the DRAMA CLUB!

[overkrill]

wow
are you shore youre related to me

[seadweller]

PR-ETTY S)(OR--E! 38D

[overkrill]

youre a weird one guppy
thought you should know that

[seadweller]

W)(ale the feeling is PR-ETTY MUTUAL I )(ave to say!