soul_campaign | 001 ☠ Warmouth [march 23, early evening, text+ voice]

alright befoar anyone gets any funny ideas aboat this post
this is M--EENAH PEIXES BEAC)(ES accept no imitations posers or wannabes
now that thats outta the way i got a couple of questions what need answerin
so bearracuda with me here theyre kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckas across the face and tell em to cut their carp or somefin
cause thats somefin i can totally do
second off i hope you aint conchsiderin sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
thats unconchonable and fuckin rude among otter things so somemoby betta get to fixin that reel fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing aint seain fit to let a gill keep her swag
so im gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SCHOON--ER rather than LAT--ER
so yeah
if you sea fit to be of any kinda fuckin kelp with any of that pipe up
otterwise keep movin i aint got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions

[voice]

[And if you happen to have your mirror on, then you'll likely want to cover your ears, because what is volume control?]

Hey! HEY SEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEET! I know you're here you silly expositionin' fairy dame! WHERE ARE YA?! You know what kinda carp I've been having to eel with just to get some info on where you are? You betta come pick me up befoar I start hurling motherglubbers off these stairs for fun and profit!

translation

alright, before anyone gets any funny ideas about this post
this is Meenah Peixes bitches, accept no imitations, posers or wannabes
now that that's outta the way I got a couple of questions what need answering
so bear with me here they're kinda important
first off whats a gill gotta do to rack up the cash in this place
crack a few of these witch suckers across the face and tell em to cut their carp or something
cause that's something i can totally do
second off i hope you ain't considering sticking royalty in those stupid little blocks that pass for hives during that tour
that's unconscionable and fucking rude among other things so somebody better get to fixing that real fast
and third and most important
this stupid brew thing ain't seeing fit to let a gill keep her swag
so I'm gonna be needing a replacement 2x3dent SOONER rather than LATER
so yeah
if you see fit to be of any kinda fucking help with any of that pipe up
otherwise keep moving i ain't got time to schoolfeed any wimps with dumb questions

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dont think we ebber did but i gotta tell ya that sounds like some pretty hardcore awesome shit to have to deal with
did it krill anymoby

probabubbly a betta idea than fightin it reely
the more you fight it the harder she tries man its like a sandtrap of nosiness

you mean the floaty dame
nah aint seen her
thought i saw the punchy kid though but i couldnt be shore
i was kinda more worried aboat my bling goin missing

It killed two of us and knocked me the fuck out, and while I was getting my bro away from it, he wound up smacking his head and getting knocked the fuck out too (but he smacks his head on shit with disturbing regularity, so that might've wound up happening anyway).
So yeah. It was pretty much the most hardcore fucking thing ever.

Alright, so English is here. That's a start I guess. Cool. Thanks.
And yeah, BREW stole all of my stuff too. I lost my sword and my rocketboard and my awesome bucket. It's pretty much bullshit.

)(EE)(EE)(E--E
knew you had to be pretty awesome when I slapped your squishy pink prongs kid

no big deel reely
he woulda probabubbly done somefin dumb sooner or later to let you know he was here

oh
oh my cod thats
W)(AT T)(E S)(--ELL ARE YOU JUST ANNOUNCIN STUFF LIKE T)(AT FOR
)(OLY CARP

Jesus, what?
I was just talking about all of my sweet stuff that BREW snagged.

Seriously, that sword and rocket board were fucking irreplaceable.
But I mean, the bucket was kinda worthless, obviously. I just found it in Roxy's house.
There was seriously like a million goddamn buckets lying all over the place and I just grabbed the first one I saw. Never got the chance to ask her what was up with that.

well yeah i get the rocket board and the fuckin sword those both sound pretty rad

but holy shit you dont just go mentionin your bucket to anyone around
shits just creepy

001 ☠ Warmouth [march 23, early evening, text+ voice]

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