[april 19th, voice]

[snowman]

[S.O.S.]

[under the blaring sound of the alert siren, rosalia's voice comes through a bit frantically, followed by one much less familiar to the network.]

N-No! No emergency! Jack's new! I'm really sorry about this!

Oh. Whoops.

Comments

shoooosh it's okay i've got a bunch of tags i'm mega late on too... ; ;

[snowman]

Oh yeah, and I'm sure you're the master of hip. [no he's using the word ironically he isn't that bad.]

we'll be late together then

[silicomb]

[ sollux really hopes that's ironic usage there, he has an entire tirade just waiting to be unleashed at the right moment. ]

You're looking at the fucking King, primate.

[snowman]

"Primate"? Really? So what does that make you, King of the Lizard-people?

[silicomb]

Gross, dude. Is that the best your sparing intellect can really come up with? I'm your biological superior is what I am.

[snowman]

I'm a spirit, dude. Pretty sure I kind of defy biology.

[silicomb]

If you were a spirit, would you even be here and talking? Seriously.

[snowman]

I'm the physical incarnation of winter. What else would I be, huh?

[silicomb]

Well, gee! You sure told me, bro. How fucking stupid of me to not have guessed.

[snowman]

Hey, no one else had a problem believing it. Not my fault you're just a boring old guy.

[silicomb]

You think I'm old? [ He's not sure whether to be incredibly insulted or kinda pleased by this. What do. ]

[snowman]

Only old or boring people stop believing in the heroes of their childhood. So yeah.

[silicomb]

[ a snort! ] Heroes of childhood? You serious?

[snowman]

Uh, yeah. Santa, Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny? What else would you call them? [alternatively, "us".]

[silicomb]

Human nonsense, is what.

[snowman]

...So you are the Lizard King.

[silicomb]

I'm not a lizard!

[snowman]

Snake, then.

[trololololol.]

[silicomb]

Or a snake, snowflake.

[snowman]

Turtle.

[silicomb]

Try again, twinkleflake.

[snowman]

Ok, I'm running out of reptiles. So...robot?

[silicomb]

Nice, but no. One more try, dude, c'mon.

[snowman]

...Fish.

[silicomb]

No.

[snowman]

Fine, I give up. What are you?