Entry #B-1: "B" [April 28, Text]

[dead_black_eyes]

I have a friend who needs a minor dental procedure. It seems that one of his back teeth is very sore and is darker in color than it should be.

He's never been to the dentist before, and so a good, and fast, recommendation would be much appreciated.

Comments

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[dead_black_eyes]

You don't bet without putting something down on it.

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[starfruitfrog]

Like what?

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[dead_black_eyes]

Like something the other person might want. Otherwise, there's no point accepting the bet.

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[starfruitfrog]

Then...what do you want?

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[dead_black_eyes]

This isn't exactly a secret, but I like sweets.

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[starfruitfrog]

And?

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[dead_black_eyes]

There isn't much else, to be honest. I'm largely indifferent to most things.

Are you so confident that you're willing to bet more?

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[starfruitfrog]

Ah. No. That's okay. Really. I just wanted to know if there was anything else.

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[dead_black_eyes]

Perhaps you mean to give me a gift, sometime?

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[starfruitfrog]

Why? Is it your birthday?

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[dead_black_eyes]

You just seem so interested.

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[starfruitfrog]

If we're going to make a bet, I need to make sure I know the terms.

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[dead_black_eyes]

You sell sweets at your store, don't you?

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[starfruitfrog]

Of course.

[text;] Assuming about merchandise, will edit if it's inaccurate!

[dead_black_eyes]

Then these are the terms: if I have a job, you have to give me two crates of Hello Panda cookies. I know you carry them, since I've purchased them there before.

[text;] It's fine! (Keroro pretty much sells anything he thinks will be popular, so...)

[starfruitfrog]

Two whole crates? Isn't that a lot...?

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[dead_black_eyes]

If I don't have a job, I'll purchase them.

It's only a lot if you're doubting your convictions.

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[starfruitfrog]

Of course I'm not! I'm sure that you don't!

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[dead_black_eyes]

So you agree? If so, state what you are agreeing to so there is no confusion.

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[starfruitfrog]

Then...two crates of Hello Panda cookies if you actually have a job. That's it, right?

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[dead_black_eyes]

Say that you agree.

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[starfruitfrog]

Fine. I agree.

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[dead_black_eyes]

Then you can deliver them to my private office in the DOGS Headquarters.

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[starfruitfrog]

What? Seriously?!

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[dead_black_eyes]

No lie.